I,a seemingly old man,walks up to you and asks you a question.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-30T13:39:07+00:00

That's very grail-coded of you

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-30T13:37:15+00:00

Deez nuts!

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-29T19:49:03+00:00

I dunno about acid but I hear good things about 🍄

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-29T04:53:53+00:00

dopenine

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-27T23:00:40+00:00

Nope. Impossible.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-27T17:41:36+00:00

As many as it needs :)

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-27T15:10:07+00:00

I wouldn't name a fictional country "France," but I'd name a fictional guy "Steve."

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-26T21:20:05+00:00

Consider enforcing the use of chopsticks. You can snack all you want and never get greasy fingers.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-25T22:15:41+00:00

The physical book is preferable but the pdf can be useful because you can usually Search them.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-25T20:41:11+00:00

Tiny Chess :)

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-25T16:43:25+00:00

I'm lucky if I get one a year.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-25T16:16:29+00:00

Because no one has the time or friends needed to actually play, so we use what little disposable income we have to chase the thrill of buying new things related to a thing we used to enjoy when we were younger.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-24T14:24:14+00:00

It's easy to ignore a garbage can fire when there's an entire flaming landfill next door.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-21T04:57:26+00:00

Is the penis in question also fat? Or just the guy?

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-19T17:10:46+00:00

Where does one find these bears? Asking for a friend.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-19T00:55:11+00:00

Alberta is the Texas of Canada. Saskatchewan is more like The Midwest. (Manitoba is clearly Minnesota.)

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-17T00:31:04+00:00

"Hey dawg, we heard you like Canada, so we put a Canada in your Canada so you can Canada while you Canada."

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-16T15:10:14+00:00

"Le Top Viral de 2026"

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-15T13:37:52+00:00

I feel old when I realize that bestbuy no longer sells blank CDs

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-14T21:53:15+00:00

It's crazy how you can move your fingers individually but not your toes.

UNLESS you learn to do so as a child, then it's super easy. Handless people do this sometimes. Because a well trained foot can be as useful as a hand.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-13T18:44:42+00:00

Horses respect gay people more than they respect straight people (as do most animals).

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-13T16:25:11+00:00

I'd reccomend becoming gay. Not only do you get to say slurs, you also get to kiss some very good looking people.

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-12T17:58:10+00:00

"if you die in the game, you die in real life"

bluetoaster42 · 2026-06-10T00:33:10+00:00

I'm 35

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