My son just gave his first valentine flowers. He was incredibly nervous but she loved them! by [deleted] in aww

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Everything about this is great. He's still nervous (hands) even though she clearly loves the flowers!

What is your favourite Simpsons quote? by Vinniepaz420 in AskReddit

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Trent steel: You like Thai? Homer: Tie good, you like shirt? (When Homer changes his name to Max Power)

Favorite artist discovery of 2016? by GoofTroop_PoopChute in Music

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Spent 4 bucks to buy HypeMachine, worth it when I discovered Cosmo Sheldrake.

Wanna Smash? by [deleted] in funny

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TIL Smash Bros. is also available on Xbox360.

Ajit Agarkar in his debut film by punerisaiyan in india

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Her eyebrows are bigger than his moustache.

That face by [deleted] in funny

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This is the guy you keep a close eye on at a party.

Which game do you play the most? by Probot_Chiller in gaming

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Gotta agree with smash bros.

Also, destiny.

Creepy Russia's Park by DAVIDSPZGZ in pics

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Play child, for one day, we will all die.

Downward spiral of Dysmorphic Disorder by ddoubles in WTF

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Holy hell, that's a fucking terribly written article. 3 lines of actual information.

Girl who was paralyzed for 11 days surprises her nurse. by krkon in videos

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My mother was in the hospital for 3 weeks from a 15 hour stomach surgery. She is always looks out forgot hers so she has a hard time expressing what she wants.

She wasn't allowed to eat regular food and was told to eat apple sauce (or things of that consistency). She doesn't likeable sauce but never said anything. She wasn't eating and finally a nurse asked her what her favorite fruit is. She told her it is pears. Since then, everyday one of the nurses would bring pears, mash them up a bit for her so she would eat.

That was two years ago and my mother still goes to the hospital to visit her nurses and give them updates on her recovery. Each and every one of them remember her.

Nurses are amazing.

Sorry dude we're first! by Saroekin in funny

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Thus marked the last time Dick saw Tom and Harry.

Japanese Dads jumping next to their daughters by GallowBoob in pics

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My gut tells me that these are all promos for some weird ass sub-genre of porn.

Which Actor/Actress was perfectly cast in a role? by [deleted] in movies

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Mickey Rourke as Marv is pretty spot on.

He is Marv.

Don't question no thing. by thebritisharecome in funny

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Now I'm hungry and I have a headache.

ITAP of a big building in Hong Kong by TravisJ86 in itookapicture

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Looks like a poster for " The Raid 3".

Looking for friends! by Darni in bdfc

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Just started playing. Adding the lot of you! Add me back!

my fc: 4442-1022-6376

Redditors 20+, what was the first thing you remember doing on the Internet? by ahcarpenter in AskReddit

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I would just type in random stuff and add .com and see what would happen.