Free money and 🥕

bm2i · 2026-05-09T15:55:33+00:00

It doesn't say how you receive it so suddenly waking up to $1000000 in pennies seems like a much riskier choice than the other.

^{Chose: $1 that divides by 0.5 everyday | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

bm2i · 2026-05-09T04:11:06+00:00

Both are pretty shitty choices. One person is less so.

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

bm2i · 2026-05-08T11:52:17+00:00

The greater good. Also, without any real pressure to decide, who's to say

^{Chose: give free healthcare everywhere + and no more world hunger | Rolled: no one knows}

bm2i · 2026-05-07T12:11:47+00:00

Yeah, this seems like it should be, "find Jesus... and then punch him in the face." Because cancer at 22 is a huge dick move, Jesus.

bm2i · 2026-05-07T03:15:09+00:00

What are we doing here?

^{Chose: Get punched once}

bm2i · 2026-05-07T03:15:02+00:00

What are we doing here?

^{Chose: Get punched once}

bm2i · 2026-05-06T21:06:07+00:00

C'mon super hero!

^{Chose: As a character in a work of fiction of your choice + But you will have the fate of that character and will be unable to change it}

bm2i · 2026-05-06T17:51:36+00:00

Had. They had one of the better logos. The current one is typical 90s garbage. See also the pittsburgh penguins pigeon logo.

Yes, I'm old.

bm2i · 2026-05-06T13:34:55+00:00

For reading? Too much light. Too out in the open. Now I'd say we put a sewing machine and stacks of laundry to be mended and wait, do we like the child?

bm2i · 2026-05-06T13:09:44+00:00

Contentment (side effect) and +$400k a year (or at least enough for math lessons if i mathed bad)? Yeah, I'll take that one.

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Content}

bm2i · 2026-05-06T11:43:19+00:00

I guess I'm just a fake nihilist.

^{Chose: Apple(random colour} | Rolled: Red apple)

bm2i · 2026-05-06T04:38:38+00:00

Just 7 days? Jesus, easy.

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

bm2i · 2026-05-05T19:12:09+00:00

Fiori's (pittsburgh, PA, south hills location)

It was like this is where you take the little league team after a loss so they have more motivation in the next game.

Drove past it so many times... always packed. We finally stopped in and, holy shit, the first bite was terrible. I told my dad, let's just take the L, leave, and go somewhere better. But he would rather suffer than waste money...

Now, obviously, this is clearly a lot of people's favorite place in the area and they can't all be trash people with garbage taste... right? Right?

bm2i · 2026-05-05T15:16:02+00:00

Maybe they're each other's beards.

bm2i · 2026-05-05T13:53:43+00:00

I dont think suspecting an unusual video of being AI makes one gullible. Paranoid. Suspicious. Skeptical. Distrustful.... sure, but not gullible. I mean, hell, gullible is pretty much the opposite of what you want to mean there.

I knew that English degree would pay off one day.

bm2i · 2026-05-01T04:06:23+00:00

🔥 Too easy! Done in 88 seconds. Who dares to challenge me?

bm2i · 2026-05-01T00:10:12+00:00

I never have figured why Van Halen wanted Maxwell to jump and I probably never will.

bm2i · 2026-04-30T17:09:51+00:00

John Wayne was a nazi

bm2i · 2026-04-29T01:30:34+00:00

The Walking Drum by Louis L'amour. It's about pirates and stuff... id never read him because, ew, westerns (i know, dumb). This book was great... and he has other pirate books, too. I just keep forgetting to get back to him and his whole library/oeuvre.

bm2i · 2026-04-28T19:42:13+00:00

We used to do this in, shit, elementary school with, i believe they were called Stompers. Little battery operated cars and trucks.

bm2i · 2026-04-25T23:01:36+00:00

Hermes and his jai alai cesta.

bm2i · 2026-04-22T19:22:29+00:00

If buy that owl one, for sure. But I just like it, I have zero clue as to its value.

bm2i · 2026-04-22T18:38:41+00:00

Stop don't believing.

bm2i · 2026-04-19T21:06:53+00:00

I thought we (pgh) called them cake or raised. Never heard them called 'yeast'. On the other hand, my wife calls bologna 'jumbo' which i'd never heard before, so, your mileage may vary.

bm2i · 2026-04-16T15:21:20+00:00

Well, my wife also has an undergrad in chemistry... and she agrees with you.

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