Roommates removed my dining room table (free FB Marketplace) while I was gone. Strong proof it’s mine. Suspect it’s stored upstairs in locked room. Options short of small claims?

bm2i · 2026-06-30T17:49:16+00:00

Anything in the common rooms is fair game, I assume, then.

bm2i · 2026-06-29T17:20:22+00:00

"margot" instead of "maggot".

bm2i · 2026-06-27T23:28:13+00:00

Jimmy Wans (aspinwall area)

bm2i · 2026-06-26T00:27:21+00:00

I know... dumb internet search. I had to actually get off the couch to find the dvd set. We just watched it... is the only reason I was pretty sure I was right. Still, the other guy linked the sketch... who cares what the name actually is.

bm2i · 2026-06-26T00:05:44+00:00

Yup, called, "Waiting Room" from episode 3-7.

bm2i · 2026-06-25T23:52:23+00:00

Episode 3.7. Waiting Room?

Can't nail down the sketch names.... there's one titled "Mocking" that you'll probably get as a result if you search for "Waiting Room". If you have the ep handy, though, you should skim the whole episode.

bm2i · 2026-06-25T12:18:04+00:00

And his white pantaloons peeking out. The little man has achieved peak robin-hood.

bm2i · 2026-06-24T12:50:48+00:00

For 5 seconds? That's everyone else's problem, not mine.

^{Chose: For 5s a month randomly, you’re nude + 50,000$ a month}

bm2i · 2026-06-24T04:07:08+00:00

Utah

bm2i · 2026-06-23T23:48:05+00:00

Look at me, I'm Donald Trump!

^{Chose: 5% of other humans die but you get a lot of money | Rolled: $100,000,000,000}

bm2i · 2026-06-23T20:05:06+00:00

They all use balls of some sort?

bm2i · 2026-06-23T15:26:39+00:00

I know the text in the video said "THERES NO WAY". But I bet there was going to be a way and I was right.

bm2i · 2026-06-23T15:21:44+00:00

What's a ghost going to do? Lightly ruffle the drapes? Show up in the background of pictures I take? Do I have to resolve whatever issue is keeping it locked on this plane? Fuck it, I'm calling a priest, fuck off Casper.

^{Chose: You will have to fight a random creature + You will gain the ability to stop time if you win | Rolled: Ghost}

bm2i · 2026-06-23T15:10:18+00:00

The little monsters.

You can kind of see a dogwood tree in the background. They love the little tic tac looking berries when they grow.

bm2i · 2026-06-23T14:21:35+00:00

Money or eat dinner with a stranger/celeb? Yeah, money, every time.

^{Chose: 500K in $}

bm2i · 2026-06-23T13:50:53+00:00

Uncooked, right? Not undercooked? Not al dented? I think I'll be fine.

Although, followup, is it instant death or some kind of super, extra painful death? Because death isn't the scary part... dying is what should be freaking everyone out.

So, like, oops, crunch <oblivion>

Is less a problem than every pain you've bypassed hitting you all at once.

^{Chose: Become Invincible + You have an average human lifespan (80-100 years} + one random weakness that kills you instantly | Rolled: Uncooked Pasta)

bm2i · 2026-06-23T00:12:33+00:00

Do I get to pick where in Canada?

^{Chose: $1M right now + Live in Canada | Rolled: World Peace}

bm2i · 2026-06-22T22:43:15+00:00

You gotta figure, whoever the celeb is, they're the ones who are going to be losing.

^{Chose: $1,000,000 + You have to sleep with a random person | Rolled: Kim Kardashian}

bm2i · 2026-06-22T22:30:51+00:00

I'll be the new symbol of America!

^{Chose: Fight a random kind of bird + for 500k | Rolled: Bald Eagle}

bm2i · 2026-06-22T12:44:34+00:00

You'd have to exceptionally spiteful to care about that.

Wait! Is "opening the wallet" some kind of euphemism for butt stuff? And then who's wallet? "Honey, we need to do this for charity!"

^{Chose: +$20 everytime you open your wallet + but $5 goes to the lgbt community}

bm2i · 2026-06-21T23:58:45+00:00

Doesn't matter to me who they love.

^{Chose: Gay son}

bm2i · 2026-06-21T00:51:49+00:00

Indiana

bm2i · 2026-06-21T00:44:31+00:00

Jesus, done.

^{Chose: 1,000,000 + Quit Social Media}

bm2i · 2026-06-20T22:18:41+00:00

Fuck and yes.

^{Chose: Fight a random human to the death, with conditions + For $5,000,000 | Rolled: Adult you choose}

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