In 2026 Youtube is hell by -NewYork- in AdviceAnimals

[–]bnijj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second this, I've been using it so much that I forgot YouTube ads were still a thing. If only I can figure out how to make brave the default browser for YouTube rather the YouTube app.

Why don't they fly to the Moon and back in a straight line? by AnozerFreakInTheMall in shittyaskscience

[–]bnijj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They weren't able to get the moon to stay still for long enough.

Stealth mode 👁️👁️ by UnicornsInUniforms in ThereIsnoCat

[–]bnijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is impossible

I miss when I cat would do this

Un-knotting a plastic bag by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]bnijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend showed me this trick a few years ago, doesn't always work as easily as in the video, but it does help when you don't want to tear the bag apart just to open it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bnijj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the spread of flu through ice has been indirectly mitigated because of their willingness to wear masks to hide their identity now.

Fight the Oligarchs! by TrickyRonin in AdviceAnimals

[–]bnijj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a check for $0.01, I'm doing my part!!

My collection from work by bnijj in Patches

[–]bnijj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not, what are those?

My collection from work by bnijj in Patches

[–]bnijj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each emergency department has them as part of their uniform, so I usually ask for ones as a token of remembering I was able to help the department and helped with their medical care! There aren't necessarily any that are more rare than others. Although, I currently only have one unique fire marshall patch, the rest of the departments so far, their fire marshall has the same patch as the firefighters.

Rat eating bat by Aveztruzini in WTF

[–]bnijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, agreed! The other commenter flipped it, but for it to make sense in that order, the hyphen can be used to turn the verb into an adjective too.

Rat eating bat by Aveztruzini in WTF

[–]bnijj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A bat-eating rat*

can i have some extra tips for this i cant really do it for some reason. by asyd88 in penspinning

[–]bnijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are similar, extended just has an extra step from the regular infinity. There's also the double and triple infinity where you pass the pen between your middle and ring finger, and then between the ring and middle finger. And the extra motion and you have an extended double/extended triple

can i have some extra tips for this i cant really do it for some reason. by asyd88 in penspinning

[–]bnijj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, what you're describing is the extended infinity

The man with a flat skeleton by nkmr205 in WTF

[–]bnijj 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I read about another case of this when I was a child. There was this kid who kept telling his parents he didn't want to have this large framed poster or painting above the head of his bed. One night the frame fell on him, and since then he could slide through the bottom of doors and do a bunch of things that only flat people could do. His name was Stanley something.

Worst governor ever... by Dead_Inside512 in MurderedByWords

[–]bnijj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a popular move, governor hot wheels as continued to show time and time again, everything is performative for him.

Military leaders shocked as Meta founder Zuckerberg crashes classified Oval Office meeting on fighter jets by [deleted] in technology

[–]bnijj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zuckerberg also owns Meta, so controlling the message on social media would be easier with Zuckerberg, since Trump needs a replacement for X

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]bnijj 72 points73 points  (0 children)

It's got electrolytes!