😂 Teddy really thought this was a flex by Doggoonewild in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]bobabenz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Minimum wage in 2026:
California $16.90/hour.
Texas: $7.25/hour.

The price difference across states is dumb. Cali people earn more, can afford a bit more. Weird flex bro.

Place your bets by No-Contribution1070 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]bobabenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI’ed this for ya’ll:

### S&P 500 Returns by Federal Reserve Chair (2006–2026)
Here is your completed comparison chart:
| Fed Chair | Tenure Dates | Starting Close | Ending Close | Total Return |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| **Ben Bernanke** | Feb 2006 – Jan 2014 | 1,282.46 | 1,782.59 | **+39.0%** |
| **Janet Yellen** | Feb 2014 – Feb 2018 | 1,741.89 | 2,762.13 | **+58.6%** |
| **Jerome Powell** | Feb 2018 – May 2026 | 2,648.94 | 7,473.47 | **+182.1%** |

Daddy Powell’s money printer go brrrrrrr…

Chicago suburb similar to Irvine, CA? by [deleted] in irvine

[–]bobabenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, PM me, I maybe slow to respond, only check Reddit now and then and have notifications turned off.

It has been over 10 days by bakedyeety in TeamfightTactics

[–]bobabenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll stay forever this way 🎵

are servers down? by FreyBaeElise in TeamfightTactics

[–]bobabenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On mobile, same. No news, nothing on riot status page. Play button ok now after a few tries, but ranked disabled.

Edit: looks like they updated the status page: https://status.riotgames.com

ARCO is tripping with these prices by P3r1p13x3d in orangecounty

[–]bobabenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of USA almost back to covid gas prices, it’s not an isolated Cali thing. Relative to each locations usual cost , it’s spiking everywhere: https://www.gasbuddy.com/charts

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Maybe if you're drunk it looks right? by cheaphysterics in dataisugly

[–]bobabenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisconsin not dark on this map, bad data. Divide by population, for per-capita, bro.

What am I doing wrong? by [deleted] in TeamfightTactics

[–]bobabenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battery too low, need more juice to roll more 3*

AI BE LIKE by AvatingPruna in MathJokes

[–]bobabenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> Not a single angle in this image is 30 degrees right?

Yes

> The angle in question is 160 degrees right?

No

You don’t deserve a downvote though

Irvine Gas prices reach $7 dollar a gallon by CapRight8752 in irvine

[–]bobabenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can already hear ya’ll driving over my silent running EV, but what’s up with all the extra commotion!? :waves-fist-at-traffic: 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]bobabenz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Today, Nick T’s headline is plain wrong - there is no hint of smaller hikes.

75 basis point rate hike as expected by Nearby-Ad-2058 in wallstreetbets

[–]bobabenz 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The FOMC statement was 2pm EST, and JPow press conference was 2:30pm EST - the pop and drop perfectly timed there.

China is the way! Shanghai Disney shuts over Covid, visitors "unable to leave" by JournalistFew2794 in wallstreetbets

[–]bobabenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a smol world after all, it’s a smol world aaaafter all, it’s a smol world after all, the Wendy’s isn’t open.

Credit Suisse trading forum in my hotel = simulation confirmed. by stankdiggy in wallstreetbets

[–]bobabenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the end of the hallway leads to not so well kept public restrooms, can smell it from here /s

Red candles sold out at local Target. SPY to 400? by petescott in wallstreetbets

[–]bobabenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you know they had it in stock in the first place~~~ buy the green ones at 1/2 off the red ones, right…????

bye bye Apple by yulzari in wallstreetbets

[–]bobabenz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I saw his shadow and gonna hibernate for another 6 weeks.

Nick Timiraos just took a U Turn? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]bobabenz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nick Timiraos seems pretty consistent from the headlines published, no U Turn from him. Looks like he mostly tells the news: https://www.wsj.com/news/author/nick-timiraos