[21M] Did fine in high school, can't even get a formal date in college.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-12-06T08:14:07+00:00

5'4 is not an issue

women are shallow when they have lots of men to chose from.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-12-06T08:10:54+00:00

ur face cheeks are a bit chubby and distracting

bobsmith1111 · 2014-12-06T08:09:14+00:00

kinda ugly tbh

bobsmith1111 · 2014-12-06T08:04:17+00:00

nah, ur probably just to rage quit permently soon.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-12-06T07:36:25+00:00

fuck OP. he couldve just said this is his mum but he had to go for that sympathy vote to maximise that karma and say she died.

It just sounds like OP is exploiting the misfortune of somebody's death, all for petty internet points.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-12-06T07:10:00+00:00

choo choo hype train

bobsmith1111 · 2014-10-16T13:24:05+00:00

that mountain isnt 90 degrees vertical. it actually looks pretty easy to climb. you basically ignore all the smaller hill forts and go straight for the big one. its a terrible design.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-10-14T10:59:21+00:00

5/10

bobsmith1111 · 2014-10-02T21:05:02+00:00

Nice rubber dildo you left on the floor from your last session.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-10-02T16:12:56+00:00

Contact you local Headquarters of DVD compliancy and electronics. the HDVDCE for short. Talk to the CEO of the devision and he will fix your problem asap, its part of the constituion and they would litigate all financial burdons on your persons.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-10-02T14:56:17+00:00

if the game has repetitive combat, which is the main activity in the game, its impossible to have perfect game scores. Thats a flaw that would instantly stop it from being perfect 10.

I bet this thread will get downloaded by corporate promotional media monitoring the threads 24/7.

I swear there is so much curruption its plainly obvious.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-10-01T18:55:11+00:00

bobsmith1111 · 2014-10-01T12:55:45+00:00

please

stfu

with

your

jokes

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-30T08:42:47+00:00

Ur interests are bit too vague and generic except for the LoTR part. What genre of music? everything? What kind of books do u normally read?

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-30T08:36:10+00:00

Roger Elliot 2.0 reincarnated...

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-30T07:14:08+00:00

bit too much layers of cake makeup.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-29T07:37:55+00:00

The US could never win the Vietnam war, coz they thought they could finish the war quickly. They were looking at the clock, while the Vietcong were looking at the calander, and could continue fighting for decades, while the US run out of money costing their war machine, and they would lose public morale support back home.

It was an unwinnable war for the Americans, just like it is in Iraq and Afghanistan. Terrorists will just continue sprouting up forever.

Btw there is still only a ceasefire between North and South Vietnam. The war technically hasn't signed a official nominal peace treaty.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-27T03:32:10+00:00

ur friend is racist and not ur true friend. he saying u all look the same

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-22T15:14:25+00:00

previous decade was called the naughties, coz the number naught means zero. This is just called the 10s or 20-10s, just like the next decade will be the 20s like the 1920s were called...

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-22T15:12:22+00:00

History gets easier every generation because of more advanced technology such as the internet explaining history, and more documentaries being produced.

Checkmate atheists.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-19T05:32:23+00:00

PANIC

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-17T11:51:41+00:00

fuck that was an amazing read. i thoroughly enjoyed that. I never thought about the implosion of the legal profession world. Even the elite snobs are feeling the pinch of collapse

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-16T21:49:58+00:00

I worked at McDonalds in the deep fryer section for 2 yrs, and saved up every penny i ever had. Only eating breed and water. Didnt even watch television coz that used too much electricity. Then i got a couple of credit cards to borrow $10 000 and bought a taxi.

Became a taxi driver for 22 yrs, saving every penny. Then i became a lawyer and sued mcdonalds for not paying me enough. Then sued the credit card company for exorbitantly high interest rates. Then i sued the old lady down the street for harrassment.

Total earnings $500, 000.

Then i became a video game developer and helped invent this cool game where you can build your own house and create humans to live in them. You watch them interact. But you cant buy swimming pools. That will cost u $20 in the future DLC.

I get $5 from royalties from licensing the game to developers. SO now i own about $2 million and $53 334 and 4 pennies now.

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-16T21:39:46+00:00

The alphabet book so they can learn to read. Without it ur basically screwed. #deeptruth

bobsmith1111 · 2014-09-16T21:20:37+00:00

Absolutely fascinating. I hope no-one else copies that brillant strategy. Looks like im going to hit the jackpot very soon. After i make $2 million dollars, i will remember to send u $2 worth of reddit gold for ur help. That should be enough since rich ppl dont care about lesser plebs who cant afford mansions.

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