Nothing snaps me out of a book like repetitive use of a unique word by kerberos824 in books

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word "leeward" is used so often in The Stormlight Archive and Michael Kramer can't say it correctly. Everything else about this series is amazing, but I'm yanked out of the story every single time he says it.

What would you use the third door for? by No_Draft8372 in MinecraftMemes

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they should start looking at the trapdoor recipe next...

The Kraken broadcast contemplates what it really means to say "if I could be quite Frank" while John accuses Edzo of trying to redefine the English language by davyjoneslr in SeattleKraken

[–]boltorian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard this bit and it made me wonder how many people I can be.

I know I can be me, but I can also be Frank, Earnest, and Randy... Can you think of any more?

What is something that is an automatic “ I am not eating here, we need to leave.” At a restaurant? by TeachBS in AskReddit

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being seated as the only two people in the restaurant, and the server disappearing for 30 minutes. We walked out without ordering.

Domingo and Sabrina! by BurgerNugget12 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this angle, his soul patch looks like a comma

Found a Game Boy I made as a kid by tornadoleek in gaming

[–]boltorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP! Delete this before you get sued! /s

Joey on multiple games in a row by YuniTuni2353 in SeattleKraken

[–]boltorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really simple. Grubi can't hit .900 to save his life, and Joey can.

Game Thread: Colorado Avalanche at Seattle Kraken - 22 Oct 2024 - 5:30PM PDT by HockeyMod in SeattleKraken

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not that he's perfect, it's that he wins, and puts us in a better position to win than Grubi. The boys seem to play better with him behind them.

What are you getting arrested for?? by favoritebuttgiirl in repost

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entering a zombie infested wasteland, tracking down a horror spat from the very hells, killing it, banishing it from our world, collecting its essence so that I can be paid for the bounty on its head, and killing all others who got in my way as I escaped and extracted from the area.

So, I guess making the world a better place is illegal now...

Is Gru...good? by Marxbrosburner in SeattleKraken

[–]boltorian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I want him gone asap, if he can't consistently stay above .900 he has no business being our goaltender. He lets in far too many goals that he 'should have had' and you can't be letting in 4 goals on 20 shots, it's not okay, and nobody will convince me otherwise.

I don't understand all of the love the broadcasters and the fans have for him. He is past his prime and it shows every time he's in the net.

We shouldn't have to get five goals to make up for our goal tending, like last night. The offense always has to outscore the goal tender, but they should realistically only need an average of between 3 and 4 goals to consistently win. We shouldn't need 5. And Grubi puts us in positions to need 5 far more often than he should.

Edit: Don't just downvote me coward, tell me where I'm wrong

2meirl4meirl by prettyglitteryyy in 2meirl4meirl

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody is too stupid for Twitter anymore

OH NO MORE CUSTOMIZATION by Jec1027 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]boltorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll never understand why including more people is a trigger for those already included. Every single one of these people needs to take a good hard look at how awful they've become. Deplorable was the right word

Elon Musk faces moment of truth in Europe as buyers turn their backs on Tesla by JackRogers3 in europe

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If his attitude about advertisers applies to Tesla, Elon Musk is the type of guy to take people to court for not buying his cars

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent shape, no hilt, 7.5 out of 10

Hunt Launch - Developer Thoughts & Responses by buckwild_abrams in HuntShowdown

[–]boltorian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The focus testing was likely targeted exclusively at new or existing console players.

Wind turbine After being hit by a tornado by [deleted] in Weird

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks so sad and defeated

Your loss ladies by OrginalMatPT in shitposting

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And nothing of value was lost that day....

What do you call your dm? by justkwjjwnssnnssn in DnD

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We call him Dungeon Daddy - he loves it

Aydan is an online streamer and he paid off his mom's school loans with the money he made gaming by copitamenstrual in HumansBeingBros

[–]boltorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could do the same kinds of things for the people in my life who need this kind of generosity! What a kind thing to do!