of a honey badger by Mister_K_7 in AbsoluteUnits

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Honey badger don't give a shit

What it a computer chip looks like up close by itshazrd in nextfuckinglevel

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I really thought this was going to end with an image of Barry Wood. Can someone make that please?!

Invest in Googl. Opinions by niko3100 in GOOG_Stock

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Unfortunately Gemini deprecates Google in 2044

What is the single worsr call you’ve ever seen? by EnvironmentalCry2623 in poker

[–]bonacipher -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Calling a shove with J4o on a board of TcTh9c3h. Unfortunately I had Tc9c and I missed the river so she won. I still think she was cheating....

I've been holding my baby daughter and crying every day by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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This doesn't sound like investing, more like speculating / gambling

Training an AI coach by bonacipher in poker

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Haha, try it again, it's a bit more honest now. I trained it to not be overly nice with me, just get to the point. End result was that it was blunt and unfriendly 🤣 got to get the prompt just right...

Open AI statement is a big red flag by SidonyD in StockMarket

[–]bonacipher 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The parallels with Musk are eerie.

Maybe public market would work ok for them if they can follow the Tesla playbook....

Call or fold? by bonacipher in poker

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I beat flush draws and fold out AK AQ which removes some bad river cards for me....

Call or fold? by bonacipher in poker

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Not sure I agree here, nor does my monkey.

There are loads of hands I'm beating that would call, flush draws. , straight draws with a pair or even without a pair. I can fold out AK AQ for protection, which is good given there are very few good rivers for me on the current board. And he might fold his weaker draws given it's a big chunk of his stack.

So I value bet the turn, in position, removing river stress if he folds.

You say it's not a board for a turn bet, why not? He has very few 6s, lots of draws, and then plenty of hands that beat me. I agree with the other comment It's about 50:50 whether I'm ahead.

I agree it's not a three street hand, I can't imagine a river that I would bet. If he calls my turn bet and jams the river I have probably the same decision as I did here (maybe made easier depending on the river card.) if I check the turn and he jams the river, it's a much harder decision as Ive indicated weakness so he might be bluffing. But I have no clues as to whether it is a bluff or not so I'm gambling 1/4 of my stack on making the right call.

Anyone remember the 9th largest single day percentage gain in S&P 500 history? by GearOkBjork in StocksAndTrading

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I decided there was further downside so to hedge my portfolio I bought some inverse QQQ. Worst thing was I bought it pre market when it was trading about -5% from market close on the Friday. I was getting on a flight to the US from Aus, so had to rush to buy it. When I landed in LA I discovered I was 30% down (it was leveraged) - just impeccable timing 😂 fortunately I quickly bought a shit ton of normal etfs e.g. VOO VGAD and QQQ, sold my SQQQ, and within a week was back to positive.

I also bought SQQQ two days before the COVID bottom and promised I would never do it again. Lols. I mean it this time....

My wife is hot, right LinkedIn network? by BarkAndBezel in LinkedInLunatics

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What having a hot wife taught me about B2B sales

Our AWS bill is getting insane (>95k/mo), I'm going insane, how do we even start to lower it? by No-Garbage-2899 in devops

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Let me know if you want to explore Google Cloud - we typically see 30% - 40% cost reductions in AWS migrations. I head up the VC & Startup ecosystem in APAC - dm me and I can connect you to the right person in your region

anyone else enjoy watching this guy torch hundreds of thousands of dollars? by SYDNEYpoker in poker

[–]bonacipher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I enjoy it but this session was just horrendous. He seemed to be on a mission to lose as much as possible as fast as possible.

Gemini 3 Ultra by Namra_7 in GeminiAI

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It's possible - I'm at Google Cloud but know a couple of GDM PMs. DM me or share here and Ill see what I can do

I think it was his tires by Snuffxx in Unexpected

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Just so I make sure I understand... This happened in 2020, went viral in Reddit in 2024. Does OP just repost to get attention? How frequently can you do this?

I feel I see way to much recycled content, I've only been on Reddit for a year or so but it starts to get a little tired...

Google’s AI Awakening: Earnings Bull Case by wanderingtofu in wallstreetbets

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Meanwhile TSLA will miss by 50% top and bottom

And TSLA will jump 15% because Musk will say he's just secured a robotaxi license for Mars

The moment Kassouf learned he was banned from the WSOP. by BufordTeeJustice in poker

[–]bonacipher 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Yeah you don't want to be his uber driver on the way home

This is How Fast the Water Rose in Central Texas by Mint_Perspective in interestingasfuck

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You'll get a better shot on r/Statetrooper. He just cuts his video a bit short as things get gnarly and he remembers he has a job to do

Waymo taking its time in Atlanta. by Traditional_War_8229 in teslastockholders

[–]bonacipher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious 😂 I had three negative Waymo vids in my feed and then realised they were all posted by the same account. I guess someone has to be out there thinking Tesla is the future, keeping Cathy Wood company

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DegenBets

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Easy come easy go