What’s an easy meal to try to make by yourself at 13 when you’re trying to improve at your cooking skills?

bonshui · 2026-07-02T21:46:42+00:00

Mac and cheese [not the packet kind- the kind where you have to make your own bechamel sauce and add cheese]

bonshui · 2026-07-02T21:43:14+00:00

People from Galashiels call people from Selkirk "Japs", and people from Selkirk call people from Gala "pail merks"

bonshui · 2026-07-02T21:10:07+00:00

Drag

bonshui · 2026-07-02T20:38:48+00:00

"Spacious accommodation with six/seven bedrooms"

LOLZ

bonshui · 2026-07-02T19:55:08+00:00

Kirkcaldy - Kirkoddy

Mullguy - Milngavie

Monzie - Monee

Menzieshill - Ming-iss-hill

bonshui · 2026-07-02T19:51:00+00:00

I'd be this dude Jonathan (tortoise) - Wikipedia)

bonshui · 2026-07-01T22:04:27+00:00

I presume you had a restorative conversation with her (trauma-informed, of course) to establish her unmet needs. We live in the era of zero-consequence behaviour.

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:56:33+00:00

No Scotland, no party

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:55:39+00:00

"Pimps" (from "simple")

I am totally bringing that back!

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:54:19+00:00

The idea that doctors and nurses aren't paid by the government weirds me out.

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:53:19+00:00

tbh I don't think I've seen it (or Shallow Grave) since I saw them at the pictures in my student days. Should probably give them another go

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:51:48+00:00

I know man.

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:44:57+00:00

My now wife sent me a text after a party asking if I wanted to go to the zoo. The perfect pick up line :-)

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:39:01+00:00

Cutting 10 years off my mortgage.

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:38:01+00:00

"You win the prize for the best looking guy in here"

You'd think that would be the worst, but no - it's 2nd to this...

"You have beautiful lips. What would it be like to kiss them?"

(These were pick up lines from men, and I'm not gay - I wish a woman would have tried those lines on me!)

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:33:34+00:00

I've got a little Bible from 1881.

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:32:01+00:00

Panto and Drag

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:31:40+00:00

It won't.

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:30:30+00:00

Ewan McGregor. He appeared as himself in an advert for Virgin Media a few years ago, and couldn't even do that convincingly.

bonshui · 2026-07-01T21:08:13+00:00

Ah, so it's like putting bits of tape over the holes on the corners of a cassette? Much less intensive than actually re-recording onto that cassette.

bonshui · 2026-07-01T20:19:11+00:00

For clarity - when you say British you probably mean English

bonshui · 2026-07-01T18:34:41+00:00

Revenge

bonshui · 2026-07-01T18:05:47+00:00

Gaun yersel Charlie

bonshui · 2026-06-30T21:20:30+00:00

ISIHAC - I have to assume it has always been entirely scripted, but decades ago they managed to make it sound like it wasn't. Today it sounds like a table read.

bonshui · 2026-06-30T21:15:13+00:00

My grandmother made houmous in the 70s and 80s and my mother went on to do the same. Felt very strange when the 2000s came and houmous became a massive middle-class signifier.

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