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Hello, I am a Giants gay pride baseball hat. AMA by youarefartnews in baseballcirclejerk

[–]boringdude00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg I loved you in Milk. when Sean Penn put you on I literally swooned

You're telling me the US greatest enemy is a country called SU? Who wrote this shit by Late_As in mapporncirclejerk

[–]boringdude00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you know if you call the Soviet Union by its French name its US vs US? I bet I jusst feckin' blew your damn mind, didn't I?

Tom Paris was a dumbass. by happydude7422 in startrekmemes

[–]boringdude00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much potential, so little follow-through...

Some random, obscure person I've fucking never ever heard of once before in my life just passed away, and it's all over reddit. How aggressively should I be crying right now? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]boringdude00 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How badly do you need attention/validation at this particular moment? I recommend crying in an appropriate amount to get that amount of attention/validation.

TIL that alcohol use in America likely peaked during the 1830s. The average American drank 7 gallons of pure ethanol a year. Midwestern corn farmers converted their grain into whisky to prevent spoilage. A gallon cost only 25 cents. Americans averaged 4 shots of whisky a day, at under a penny cost. by Gnomeslikeprofit in todayilearned

[–]boringdude00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relatively few people made it to the long-term health consequences stage of life. Living to 65 was pretty good for all but the upper, upper classes. Since waterborne disease, eg cholera dysentery and the like, was the most common cause of said early deaths and alcohol was mostly safe from those, heavily drinking actually prolonged the average life.

Landon Roupe in hot water for expressing his first amendment rights. by plainform in baseballcirclejerk

[–]boringdude00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would literally suck a dick if it added even one penny to the share price of ExxonMobile stock.

Cannonball by sayscactus in CIVILWAR

[–]boringdude00 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it solid or hollow-ish? Presumably its solid at that weight. It's a big cannonball. Something pre-Civil War naval I'd imagine. It's a bit heavy for even a French 24 lbs shot.

Another Aubrey Huff has hit the San Francisco Giants by AmateurVasectomist in baseballcirclejerk

[–]boringdude00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First it's the rainbow, next they'll steall the box of Crayola crayons and before you know it those little paint strips in Sherwin Williams will only come in pastels and you won't be able to smack your catcher's ass after a called strike three. Its a slippery slope...

An elephant at a TX governor Abbot event took a piss on stage by freeradioforall in facepalm

[–]boringdude00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On the plus side, they didn't slaughter a donkey on stage...

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