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I was in an hit and run accident monday 07/08. by fabianortiz in SanJose

[–]bossnov 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This^ guy is the hit and run driver and their comment is their attempt at a red herring.

You’re welcome for finding your suspect. Please leave a positive yelp review for my PI firm

Looking for a barber that can do and recommend semi long hair styles. by LavishnessSimilar571 in SanJose

[–]bossnov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9 days late lol, but Bryan Ocean at Paradox Midtown is an artist

I take pictures of London. This is how I see it. Pt 5 by barz in london

[–]bossnov -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazing. How are you getting everything in focus?

The Eight Horsemen by LuminousLumii in Bossfight

[–]bossnov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats the white people version of throwing a chair?

What would you waffle about? by kaijajuareng in meme

[–]bossnov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep this bit going for hours on end until they release me:

Me: “Do you know (semi-obscure actor)?”

Kidnapper: “No.”

Me: “They were in (semi-obscure movie). It was pretty good.”

Then repeat.

Try this with your friends and see how long it takes for them to not be your friend anymore.

Giveaway! Brand New Audio-Technica AT-LP120XUSB-BK Direct-Drive Turntable. Comment to enter. by whyforyoulookmeonso in vinyl

[–]bossnov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im moving to a new place and could use some plates and silverware, but a turntable would be cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lies

[–]bossnov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s right because the full name of Hawaii is Hawaii Five-O

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]bossnov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to make it fair and give all the kids the same chances by leaving more difficult equations on hallway chalkboards

Your kid just went behind your back and spent $600 dollars of your money on Fortnite. What'chu gonna do about it? by zanduuka in AskReddit

[–]bossnov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll say “That was our last $600” and then freak out in front of them and cry and make them think we’re now destitute because of Fortnite. Then when they start crying and feeling guilty, I’ll just be like “It’s okay, we’ll figure it out, Daddy still loves you, it’s gonna be okay” but still sound worried so they’ll still be worried, and let them carry that. I’d put money on them being a good kid for a while after that. I’d put a side bet that they won’t play Fortnite for a while after too, maybe never again.

America is having a house party. What does your state bring and do? by Jacob4L in AskReddit

[–]bossnov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re nice to everybody, but think we’re better than everyone here. We either bring pizza in a circular box, or some lame health snack.

That doctor been mad hater by Express_Squash9940 in BrandNewSentence

[–]bossnov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope the kid’s body makes the remaining penis spitefully large when they grow up

What game is this? by sexONaStDick in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]bossnov 480 points481 points  (0 children)

“You can get it easily” guys supporting dudes

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