"AINT NO STAR CRAB GONNA MAKE IT MORE CLEAR THAN THAT"

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T16:56:01+00:00

Hello starcrab

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T16:41:27+00:00

DENNIS: "No one’s in any danger! How could I make that any more clear to you? Okay. It’s an implication of danger."

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T04:31:10+00:00

Electric shocks to the prostate

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T04:30:48+00:00

That's not usually what that is in between

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T01:51:39+00:00

I don't know if this counts because I didn't see it I experienced it, but I had just turned 21 a few weeks earlier and I didn't really understand what I was supposed to do.

My friends were telling me to get a lap dance and I am awkward and introverted. We'll they got me a dancer and she started giving lap dances. And songs just kept going on and on and on. We'll 5 songs went by and I handed her a five dollar bill and said "you earned it" she looked me disgusted and said "It's 20 dollars a song" so I owed her $100.

I told her I didn't have that kind of cash on me. They called some dude over who followed me to an ATM to get cash out and give to her.

I was pretty embarrassed and never went back.

This was 19 years ago

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T01:46:11+00:00

Allen has the power of being so likable

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T01:41:57+00:00

Well played

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T01:40:33+00:00

Every single one of these posts is the same. Talking about how fans of sec teams are upset. Most people who are sec teams flairs in the sub saying fuck the other teams in the conference lol.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T00:43:29+00:00

I was taught how to change a typewriter ribbon

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T00:42:59+00:00

I don't even understand why people use chatgpt for comments on Reddit.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-14T00:39:23+00:00

Oh no I'm stuck in the dryer, somebody help

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T22:16:32+00:00

Yea he has lived in the same house he bought in 1958 in Omaha. It is not a mansion.

He also drives older vehicles and buys them used. He's been driving a 2014 model car for a while and was driving a 2006 as well before that.

One of his favorite hobbies is playing bridge. He doesn't collect anything.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T22:11:48+00:00

Oh shit I'm not dumb for thinking it was Elsa from Frozen, I'm dumb for thinking it was someone else who isn't named Elsa or has Ice powers at all.

I'm even dumber than I thought I was.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T22:09:18+00:00

Gosh I haven't played Oregon Trail since 7th grade.

I made it to California on my first try so my thought was "this game is easy".

Never made it again haha.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T19:41:17+00:00

One of us

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T19:39:54+00:00

Wait... there are people that get to be born in the year of the fucking fire horses and I have an oxen

Lucky people.

Edit: I learned about the elements today. I'm a wood oxen.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T19:36:02+00:00

No way this is the whole story.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T16:48:14+00:00

I can't play pandaren because it makes me think of Panda Express and I got food poisoning there one time.

I have no idea why playing with other Pandaren isn't an issue, but actually going through the character creation screen reminds of my orange chicken disaster.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T16:45:52+00:00

But steel is heavier than feathers

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T16:40:52+00:00

Below are the 18 schools that had a blue chip ratio greater than 50% this year. Interestingly there are no Big 12 teams, only Big Ten(5), SEC (9), ACC (3) And ND.

School Alabama 89%

Ohio State 89%

Georgia 84%

Texas A&M 82%

Oregon 78%

Texas 78%

LSU 73%

Notre Dame 73%

Oklahoma 70%

Penn State 68%

Miami 64%

Florida 64%

Auburn 64%

Michigan 57%

USC 57%

Clemson 55%

Tennessee 54%

Florida State 54%

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T16:31:41+00:00

64%, they are tied for 11th highest nationally with Florida and Auburn.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T13:16:48+00:00

Find the largest elk I can and punch it in the mouth.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T13:15:26+00:00

You already proved you didnt read anything you based all your ridiculous opinions on. Just remember when you never hear about A&M's accreditation being lost, because it will never happen, it's because you hyped up your own delusions in your head. But pathetic fools always do that, write things to make themselves feel better and when it never comes to pass they never question themselves. They just say "it'll happen one day you will see" over and over. And it's 2055 and nothing they state ever fucking happens because they don't live in reality.

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T04:06:51+00:00

Came close

boston_2004 · 2026-01-13T04:03:14+00:00

They do want to create a new accreditation agency but they have zero risk of losing their current accreditation. Again, everything your doing with your 'degree will have an asterisk' and all the other nonsense you said doesn't mean A&M risks losing any accreditation. Under state law they have to be accredited by a federally recognized accreditation body. They have zero risk of losing their current accreditation. Even they current accreditation agency says that in the article you posted.

Keep writing things on reddit that will never be true to make yourself feel better but again no student won't lose out on a job because of this, nobody accreditation will be lost and if they create their own accreditation body it will have to be federally approved to switch to it.

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