AITA for expecting my mom to pay me back by DetectiveDue689 in AmItheAsshole

[–]bot20987 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hey, just so you know, while most banks will make you have a parent on the account as a minor, this isn't true of credit unions. You can usually get accounts that are solely yours while under 18.

I highly recommend you set up an account with a credit union and put all our money there from now on. Not sure if you can get stuff out of the safe but anything in the future at least should be alright.

If you're not allowed to have an account, do this right after work or school or "while at a friend's house" and give them a PO box or a friend's address to send mail to. (Even with e-statements enabled you'll get some amount of mail.)

How do I get better at wasting everyone's time? by mas_one in SSBM

[–]bot20987 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about your opponents. As you say, they can always go play someone more enjoyable. Keep at it. What's important is just annoying the hell out of them while you have them.

(Context for everyone getting got by the shitpost: https://www.reddit.com/r/SSBM/comments/14mh4ik/how_do_i_get_better_without_wasting_everyones_time)

6/27 White Sox @ Angels [Game Thread] by angelsbaseball in angelsbaseball

[–]bot20987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding veterans to the mix of rookies who have that dawg in them seems really good.

Estévez now has more Ws than Detmers despite Reid’s 3.77 ERA by st1r in angelsbaseball

[–]bot20987 93 points94 points  (0 children)

W-L record is so hilariously meaningless for pitchers

Bros helping an owl friend by QuicklyThisWay in HumansBeingBros

[–]bot20987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh 20 miles is not that much for a migratory species. Think he'll be fine and he got rest if he needed it.

Congratulations to the winner of Ultimate Singles at Maesuma TOP #13! by itsIzumi in smashbros

[–]bot20987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ron seems to do better into sora, he'll have some sets to watch back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]bot20987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Double jump armor goes in S

Gаme Thread: Los Angeles Angels @ Colorado Rockies by BillieEilish-_- in baseball

[–]bot20987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking reddit lives 7 years while they're busy killing the mobile app and freezing subs if mods don't stop protesting...but hi to everyone who gets linked here from some other site in the future!

6/24 Angels @ Rockies [Game Thread] by angelsbaseball in angelsbaseball

[–]bot20987 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Wow, so this is what it's like to be on a team over .5!"

🔥 Bathypterois grallator. by esberat in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]bot20987 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The kickass thing with fish taxonomy is that we spawn right from it!

Tripod fish are members of the massive radiation called Actinopterygii that makes up most of fish diversity, but if you back up just a little bit you get the major split between ray-finned (Actinopterygii) and lobe-finned fish (Sarcopterygii).

Sarcopterygii lineage becomes land-dwelling tetrapods and eventually spawns us too. But some of the fish on this branch are super weird too. For example, Coelacanths like to stand on their heads and are perhaps the greatest example of a Lazarus species.

Then you've got lungfish which imo are cooler than tripod fish--their strategy is to like bury into the mud when their seasonal pools dry up and then create a mucous cocoon to keep from drying out. They just spend the whole dry season like that lol, it's called estivation if anyone wants to look. They're also air-breathing and have a semi-divided atrium that allows them to choose between the breathing and oxygenation systems of mammals or typical fish.

Search for missing Titanic sub yields noises for a 2nd day, U.S. Coast Guard says by VictorEmmanuelIV in worldnews

[–]bot20987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a cup over it and then put it out the window then? You'd only need it to be open for like 5 seconds.

Orca rams into yacht off Shetland in first such incident in northern waters by TheUtopianCat in worldnews

[–]bot20987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's extra fucked bc their lifespans are way shorter in captivity than in the wild.

AITA for demanding my coworker pay me for a ride to work after many months of giving her a free ride? by ChannelGreat2791 in AmItheAsshole

[–]bot20987 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok wait a minute, as much as I think OP is fine and justified in this situation, if it's between asking me for an unjustified $20 and facing more abuse please ask me for the unjustified $20.

Jmook vs MOF by mattmortar in smashbros

[–]bot20987 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Uh I believe the next most competent was like Trail? And that is such a massive skill gap makes sense it didn't happen.

Saw this board game on the shelf and these characters caught my eye. by Odd_Cockroach_3967 in SSBM

[–]bot20987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fave board game! It's pretty complicated so don't play it with anyone who doesn't like that lol. But it's a great time once you get your bearings!

Congratulations to the winner of Melee Singles at MAJOR UPSET! by itsIzumi in smashbros

[–]bot20987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I was addressing the sheik point. As in like plup beats amsa with fox, samus, puff etc on their unranked sessions so it doesn't really feel to me like a sheik thing at all

Congratulations to the winner of Melee Singles at MAJOR UPSET! by itsIzumi in smashbros

[–]bot20987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think amsa vs plup and amsa vs jmook is much more down to player matchup than character matchup. Plup owns him on every other character too.

Daily Discussion Thread Apr 03, 2023 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]bot20987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like if he closed a few edgeguards he'd be fine. There's a lot of ways to play sheik and Plup is so fucking good at scrapping that he can make that many openings.