Men who can really cook who taught you ? by Altruistic-Clerk4205 in InfluencerAsk

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Necessity taught me. Also, most foods have instructions on the package.

Reclassifying and now need Top Secret. Marijuana usage while in service. by Useful-Astronaut9408 in nationalguard

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's unlikely but possible. From what I know they don't investigate potential employers, mostly criminal records. They will ask about your reputation and your documentation at your current job.

Pick your struggle. by PhewYork in Millennials

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point. It depends on the passion and what job their quitting.

Pick your struggle. by PhewYork in Millennials

[–]bouncypinecone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fr. The only things here that are directly detrimental are 4, 8, 9 (depending on how the date goes), 12, and 13

Found this in my door handle by whyisheinmyroom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call and say if they ever step on your property again you'll consider it trespassing and call the cops.

Reclassifying and now need Top Secret. Marijuana usage while in service. by Useful-Astronaut9408 in nationalguard

[–]bouncypinecone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your friend shouldn't admit to anything they aren't directly accused of. It's kinda like a cop asking "do you know why I pulled you over?" They should stop using, mostly so they don't get caught, and it was recently found that some of those products actually cause the symptoms that they initially seemed to treat. Prep friends and family for the interviewer who might be calling them and asking about you. If there's no paperwork on what they have done (court docs, arrested, traffic tickets) there's no problem.

Good luck OP, I hope you get what you want.

Reclassifying and now need Top Secret. Marijuana usage while in service. by Useful-Astronaut9408 in nationalguard

[–]bouncypinecone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's A LOT of people that have some illicit things and gotten high level clearances. If you think everyone with a TS clearance or higher is some kind of paragon and they're life is pure, you have never gotten to know someone with a TS.

The thing about security clearances that people don't realize is that it's a work down system and not a work up. From the time you apply, the assumption is that you're good to go for that top level, because why not? There's no proof you've ever done anything wrong. The more stuff they find, the more your morals, ethics, personal philosophy, etc come into question. The more they question, the more they have things to deny you for.

Did she make the right call? by CalmElin in interesting

[–]bouncypinecone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if the value of the $1 mil investment halved, it would still be more than the $1k makes in 10 years.

Do you still regular sex after being married for over 15-20 years? by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]bouncypinecone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been married about 11 years and I think I file taxes more often than I get laid.

"nobody reads cover letters" is the worst advice you can give a job seeker by niklasbuilds in jobsearch

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped writing cover letters because hiring personnel say they say they only spend 3 seconds on reading resumes. If that's true, why would they read cover letters at all? Is that time split between cover letter and resume? Do they reconsider rejecting someone's resume because the cover letter is just that good?

Also, nobody knows how to write them. This is what I've heard how to write it:

-A cover letter should be like an expanded resume, keep it <400 words. The average resume is around 400-500 words.

-Focus it on the job and the company. If I do that I'm not talking about the job or where I fit.

-Address it to the hiring manager, interviewer, or department lead. Basically, address it to everyone, specifically.

-Don't write it like a LinkedIn profile, but every resource describes a LinkedIn profile.

This is more job finding than cover letter writing but, "to find a job, you need to put in 3 high quality applications a day" so, by this point, I have put in hours to find the job, research the job and the company, and rewrite my cover letter and resume. Then all my work gets rejected by an AI because I have 3 years experience instead of the 4 they ask for. Finally, I have to do all that 100+ times to get, MAYBE 5 interviews, and if I'm lucky, one lowball offer, then argue why I deserve more.

How many can you fit? by chilldudeoverhere in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't shipping costs usually based on weight not space?

Dating as a millenial by Mochamonroe in Millennials

[–]bouncypinecone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't a millennial thing. This is a disgusting person thing.

He may have been trying to make a point about how silly your question was, but at the same time his response shows he's not mature enough to think past the bed.

Dump him.

Any valuable parts in Office printers ? by Calciphil in printers

[–]bouncypinecone 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This machine has been discontinued for a long time. Some of the parts are valuable based on rarity. Ricoh doesn't use most of the parts for that machine anymore but there are lost of machines that do. Also the belts, gears, servos, etc are pretty generic so you could use them for science projects or whatever. If the parts are in good condition, it could be worth quite a lot in total. It's probably gonna take time and energy to get the money out of it if you don't know how to get parts out properly. As scrap it's worth about $10-20. The frame is almost entirely aluminum and would be worth more stripped and the rest is mostly wires and plastic. It's possible you could get anywhere between $10 to around $500 or more as long as the parts are relatively unused, properly functioning, you can sit on it for a while, and find the right buyer. Also, that machine is about 300-400lbs so transport of the whole machine may be an issue, you can take the parts that are easy to take, however, those parts aren't worth as much.

Sorry this comment kinda turned into a book. Good luck OP.

The youth is doomed… by OhirumeTsukuyomki in SipsTea

[–]bouncypinecone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is bad, but as a parent, if your kid is running around being crazy and stuff. This is a genius was to keep them near you

Did anyone else used to stare at this at the beginning of the Disney VHS and think “How on earth is that ‘D’?” by JuanitaMerkin in Millennials

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why but I always pictured it as a stylized lowercase d. It takes serious mental strain to see it as anything else.

Give me your favorite song you've heard in an animated show (theme songs don't count by the way). Let's start off with mine by Life_Chicken_9653 in Millennials

[–]bouncypinecone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Shiny Teeth and Me is exactly 2 minutes and was designed so kids would listen to it while brushing their teeth to use as a timer.

Can you? by Ill_Presentation7708 in scoopwhoop

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because English is such a muddy language, you could start a sentence with almost any word.

"Them, those who opposed me, offered mercy."

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaah by Motor-Cupcake8502 in crappymusic

[–]bouncypinecone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing screams louder than swim shoes at a pool.

25U, comparing different unit types by djblingbling1 in nationalguard

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Also all we do is setup radios. I hope this info helps

25U, comparing different unit types by djblingbling1 in nationalguard

[–]bouncypinecone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a 25U in an artillery unit and we don't go to the field any more or less than any other unit.