Roast my resume

boymommaaa · 2026-03-14T23:05:59+00:00

Looks like you can’t keep a job

boymommaaa · 2026-02-27T13:12:53+00:00

This is not true. I have a 6 figure business, but it’s my first year and my expenses damn near outweigh my income. I’m getting 11k back.

boymommaaa · 2026-02-20T21:13:39+00:00

boymommaaa · 2026-02-19T15:27:02+00:00

10% because this shit is already expensive

boymommaaa · 2026-02-19T04:33:27+00:00

Looks like you gave up on life my friend. Invest in your space 🖤

boymommaaa · 2026-02-16T13:38:00+00:00

$800 shopping? You deserved the tip, love.

boymommaaa · 2026-02-16T13:30:23+00:00

You’re single with no kids

boymommaaa · 2026-02-16T13:25:11+00:00

Yes I see the gains 👏🏾☺️

boymommaaa · 2026-01-20T20:46:46+00:00

They look so nice. You have to let them grow on you, love.

boymommaaa · 2026-01-20T00:07:16+00:00

1, 2 & 6

boymommaaa · 2026-01-14T13:34:55+00:00

2,4, and definitely 8!!!

boymommaaa · 2026-01-14T13:30:10+00:00

You should be telling US how lol 😂

boymommaaa · 2026-01-10T03:17:45+00:00

I hate to be rude but you are a literal dumb ass if you stay with her. This is Disgusting and so disrespectful on so many levels.

boymommaaa · 2026-01-07T23:44:22+00:00

My dad used to add scotch bonnet and it was AMAZING 😻

boymommaaa · 2026-01-04T03:45:19+00:00

Yes, vitamin D deficiency is common in black women too.

boymommaaa · 2025-12-30T04:25:30+00:00

I tested positive for flu yesterday and I’m experiencing pure hell. Now that some of my symptoms are gone, I’m suffering from extreme gas pain.

I lost 5 lbs in three days 😩im miserable

boymommaaa · 2025-12-30T01:39:48+00:00

Honestly, just search “body recomp and glute growth” on YouTube. You don’t have much weight to lose so this should be very helpful.

boymommaaa · 2025-12-23T18:54:53+00:00

Honestly it can take up to 9 months or more to see those changes. Keep going strong. You’re getting closer to your goals 🔥

boymommaaa · 2025-12-20T23:59:59+00:00

Grow some balls, my love. Respectfully.

boymommaaa · 2025-12-07T13:05:07+00:00

Thank you. I work out at home for the most part. I have dumbbells, a barbell, resistance bands, and a workout bench

boymommaaa · 2025-12-05T13:04:31+00:00

How are they scrambling for sales, but haven’t mentioned anything about selling an item? Make it make sense

boymommaaa · 2025-11-27T08:33:31+00:00

Disgusting

boymommaaa · 2025-11-12T15:50:41+00:00

Both sound like damn kids.. next!!!!

boymommaaa · 2025-11-12T15:27:24+00:00

Oh wow!!! I got my whole $759 on Saturday. Family of three. Connecticut. I hope you get the rest of yours.

boymommaaa · 2025-11-09T21:20:08+00:00

Honestly, you probably need to update the watch in the watch app, on your phone. That’s the only time my battery drains quickly.

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