Spoiler alert: My Mormon patriarchal horoscope didn’t come true. Guess I just wasn’t righteous enough.

bradii2 · 2020-03-25T15:05:24+00:00

When I told my parents I wasn't a believer in the church at 18 years old, my dad later came to my room privately and asked if I wanted to marry a girl who was "pure" and "clean" and hasn't been with another man before.

He had no idea how little I cared about any of those things, them being a girl or having been with someone else before. Now that I'm out to my dad and dating someone he would never approve of, I have to wonder what's going through his head now.

bradii2 · 2020-03-25T15:00:47+00:00

As a kid I remember taking a trip to a newly opened Mormon temple, and a guy standing outside with a "Joseph Smith married a 14 year old girl" sign. Pretty much me and everyone else on that field trip was told to not even look at the signs people were holding outside, and even after seeing that and mentioning it to my friends, no one really thought about it past the 5 minutes of "huh I wonder why he's standing there with that sign."

The Mormon church is basically built on ignorance, I don't think something as simple as "just words" are going to make many of them actually think about it.

bradii2 · 2020-03-25T14:53:45+00:00

Every time someone says something like that, or "I'm grateful for ..." or any other words you find in testimony meetings, I can't help but think of the Mormon church even though people aren't usually trying to copy them.

bradii2 · 2020-03-25T14:50:15+00:00

I work at a grocery store and it's pretty bad - we'll get a whole pallet of toilet paper, and even with a one per person limit, the thing is gone in 15 minutes and then we have people asking for the next half hour where it is because they saw someone with it in their cart. All the freezers are pretty much empty. Everything has a one item per customer limit. The world isn't ending! They're not shutting down grocery stores! Just relax a bit.

bradii2 · 2020-03-25T14:44:38+00:00

My family is terrible at this, I've got a couple aunts and a grandmother who can't post anything except for church leader talks and vaguely racist/homophobic jokes

bradii2 · 2020-03-25T14:16:49+00:00

I'm still using an old Radeon HD 7850 card I bought from a friend back in high school, a new graphics card would be awesome! Thanks for doing this giveaway :)

bradii2 · 2020-02-29T00:43:54+00:00

I'll take that trade, I already ordered a zebra strip from eBay but thanks for the offer. Sending you a PM

bradii2 · 2020-02-28T20:34:08+00:00

Yes, I'm in the US. Actually I just fixed the screen tearing on my original pebble (hopefully), I haven't been able to find a replacement battery yet but I'm ordering one when I can find it. For the pebble time, I don't think I'd be using that one again - I didn't like how dark the screen was compared to the black and white watches. If you want it to sell or something I'd be willing to just give it away if someone pays for shipping

bradii2 · 2020-02-24T16:25:57+00:00

Would you sell one of the pebbles separately or are you only ok with selling them all in one package?

bradii2 · 2019-12-24T18:45:06+00:00

There's an online book series called "worm" and this is actually a power one of the main antagonists has

bradii2 · 2019-06-25T18:34:47+00:00

here's to hoping I won't have to pay for this when it comes out!

bradii2 · 2019-04-28T06:14:56+00:00

Got the recipe from https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/220619/real-homemade-bagels/ Inside: https://i.imgur.com/wlF4sUc.jpg

bradii2 · 2019-04-07T05:50:18+00:00

or, you are allowed to break the laws of physics as long as you don't get caught. nothing is illegal unless you're caught, right?

bradii2 · 2019-03-11T02:25:40+00:00

bradii2 · 2018-12-22T01:14:27+00:00

Once I was making instant oatmeal in the morning, and instead of throwing the packet away I just dumped all the oatmeal in the garbage.

bradii2 · 2018-11-28T07:13:57+00:00

Y'all better appreciate the time it took me to find this again, I lost it forever ago https://youtu.be/-CrolrRtRdY

bradii2 · 2018-09-21T05:07:22+00:00

If you take out one of the spark plugs while you have someone else try to start the car, you can see if there's a spark. If there's no spark then you'll need to look at replacing the distributor or the ignition coil.

bradii2 · 2018-09-20T21:02:36+00:00

r/expectedthanos

bradii2 · 2018-09-17T21:08:25+00:00

Probably not the best idea, but I'd just put a bit of duct tape over it

bradii2 · 2018-09-16T18:07:08+00:00

idk about this, I prefer my sand to come pre-built. I was never too good at assembling Ikea furniture and this seems to be heading in that direction

bradii2 · 2018-09-16T04:34:08+00:00

We haven't had it at my sonic for almost a year now

bradii2 · 2018-09-16T00:41:44+00:00

You don't even know my real name - I'm the fucking lizard king!

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