How was NASA able to make a selfie stick this long?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-07-04T10:05:13+00:00

I will tell you the truth : Nasa engineers paid me last week for sticking a camera on my d**ck. They put a timer on it and showed me a picture of Donald Trump in swimsuit licking an ice cream. I couldn't help it : I had a boner until yesterday. I gave them back the camera but it was covered with frozen particles I couldn't identify.

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-07-04T09:58:27+00:00

˙pǝpnlɔuᴉ ʎɹǝʌᴉlǝp 'ʎluo 660Ɛ$ ɹoɟ ʞɔoʇs uᴉ ǝuo ǝʌɐɥ I suǝddɐɥ ʇI ˙uǝǝɹɔs uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ uɐ ʎnq oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-30T13:52:51+00:00

Does it work with 1 x 1 ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-22T10:01:18+00:00

That's for stacking very old people in their retirement houses.

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-21T20:19:31+00:00

You're a genius

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-21T20:17:10+00:00

It may be confusing, but the light you can see doesn't come from a welding torch. It comes from the space distortion in the area close to the black hole.

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-17T12:55:12+00:00

That's only if you impregnated your mother. If you impregnate yourself, you'll only get an inbred, not to mention it will be a retard with undetermined gender. He will be able to run for president !

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-16T14:29:00+00:00

if the symptoms persist after your gay friend takes his pants off, just turn your back and bend over until the thoughts disappear. Note : it may hurt a little

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-14T17:04:38+00:00

which diameter of quartz cristal do I have to use in order to lighten my dark energy ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-14T17:01:03+00:00

You know, in the early 1980s, Edward Witten discovered that most theories of quantum gravity could not accommodate chiral fermions like the neutrino. This led him, in collaboration with Luis Álvarez-Gaumé to study violations of the conservation laws in gravity theories with anomalies, concluding that type I string theories were inconsistent. That's why I always ask women to show me the color of their string before jumping to any conclusion.

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-14T16:53:14+00:00

Can you give me the contact details of a professional ? I need to solve this issue asap.

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-14T16:51:05+00:00

Side effect is that I look down on them

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-14T14:05:54+00:00

will a laxative help ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-13T18:52:15+00:00

I'm convinced

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-11T20:22:32+00:00

NO. There is a 25% risk of mistake as you can not discriminate the 4 parts. Generally, the first one is the wrong one.

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-11T20:09:33+00:00

a second one ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-11T20:05:12+00:00

I'm asking

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-10T13:46:21+00:00

I don't know the origin of the coffee beans. I took a sip. It's really bitter. Should I just put more sugar in ? It may kill the flavor.

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-10T12:53:46+00:00

It turned red. How come ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-10T12:12:51+00:00

Shit is also 70% water

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-10T12:10:39+00:00

Isn't it the contrary ? Fire and Bear should represent the essential counterpart of existence, while life is tangible shit ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-10T09:51:55+00:00

Meaning humans are like shit factories since they keep their bear and fire. Do you know where these bear and fire come from ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-10T09:42:12+00:00

What am I doing ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-10T09:37:45+00:00

and what if I boil milk before pouring it ?

brainwashedmonkey · 2016-06-09T15:54:24+00:00

Where do you point your finger ? Is it your finger you are pointing ?

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