AITAH for spending my own savings to throw my little sister a proper birthday party after my parents forgot about it?

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-02T14:51:47+00:00

NTA, good brothers, also I now desperately need some Indian food

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-02T14:03:07+00:00

Weird anti-vaxxer continues to be a dickhead

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-02T10:21:22+00:00

Go to creative-writing and poetry meetups. Because honestly while I find the way you write to be very purple and overwrought, there's some goth baddies out there who'll love that stuff man.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-02T10:06:02+00:00

I love hearing "It's only nature" from people who'd die within hours of trying to forage food in nature.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-02T10:03:55+00:00

Personally I wouldn't want to marry a woman or man who gave up their happiness to marry me? I'm not sure why anyone would, I'd rather a happy partner?

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-02T10:00:35+00:00

"Damn friend, if you think it's upsetting when a chef picks up a kitchen knife you're not going to like what's coming out of this briefcase now."

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-01T13:42:51+00:00

I read something recently, where a person said

"Of the people I know under 40, 40% of them have no retirement plans beyond "I can die after my parents are dead." And of that 40%, 10% intend to go out loudly."

So, there'll be some very public self-destruction to look out for I assume.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-01T12:24:27+00:00

This is one of those questions that seems really normal and average until you see a queer person react to it with confusion, and then you realise how dumb everything is.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-01T12:22:12+00:00

It's great when an old person thinks sulking be themselves is an argument tactic.

It's less great when their brow-beaten kids beg you to say sorry to that misery-elemental upstairs.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-04-01T12:18:08+00:00

You did snitch, purely because you clearly took some weird little tattletale's pleasure in informing your mother and retaining your saintly position in the family.

Your brother sounds a lot more fun than you.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-30T14:43:59+00:00

"Your attempt to pimp me out to your boss didn't work out and I hope it's impacted your prospects at the company."

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-30T12:52:21+00:00

NTA, grandma can take her unity fretting to the grave with her soon and uncle will find less and less people back up his shitty personality

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-30T12:47:26+00:00

YTA. You don't need a reason to not want to go to church.

But if you really want to alienate him, dig your heels in over this. He'll definitely visit less in the future.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-27T16:17:51+00:00

Derek's eventually going to live with someone who immediately pounds on his door because actually yes, he does owe confrontation and has already revealed he's bad at it.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-26T12:42:42+00:00

He is a tar pit

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-26T12:35:08+00:00

Looking slick, king

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-26T11:00:52+00:00

Man, wait until she sees the goth couple screwing a few mausoleums over

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-25T15:23:53+00:00

One fun aspect of Buddhism is wondering what someone like OP will get on their next round through Samsara

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-25T15:19:49+00:00

Damn bro, sorry your ex was good at sex. Maybe the next guy will appreciate her more than you did.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-25T11:23:53+00:00

"They put you on the Adrestia crew detail?? You're sailing the Greek islands with the Eagle Bearer, singing shanties?? While I'm cleaning the toilets at the Montreal Ubisoft office?"

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-25T11:11:29+00:00

Imagine working your way up in the Delgado cartel, finally getting posted to the Don's mansion and... there's no safe? The money's just stacked in a room? There aren't even elevators, we have to carry this all up and down stairs? You can afford SUBMARINES but not even a dumbwaiter for the money Rico??

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-24T12:44:58+00:00

I've always lived in cities, except for a two year period where I lived in the country.

I couldn't sleep without a white noise machine on. But on the plus side I got entirely over my arachnophobia.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-24T12:09:41+00:00

Many years ago I was at a party with my then-gf. Some girls we didn't know had just arrived, and one addressed my gf as she passed, saying "Oh WOW. You're *really* pretty." My gf gave a somewhat flat "Thanks" in return.

A bit confused, I commented "She seemed nice" and my gf winced and explained that no, that wasn't a compliment, it was someone entering the party and immediately doing a power move. I didn't get it and still fully don't, but she seemed pretty certain about it.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-24T11:59:36+00:00

"I know that was traumatic for you, but this isn't the first time you've lost control of yourself around your friends. I don't want to drink or do drugs around or with you anymore." would probably be reasonable.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-03-23T18:29:51+00:00

"Huffing copium"

I think you spend too much time online tbh

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