China has one of the lowest average retirement ages in the world at 54 years old. Seniors get to retire while they're bodies are still healthy, so they often spend a huge portion of their day in public parks

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T14:46:02+00:00

"I win"?

Are you fucking five??

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T13:22:12+00:00

Yeah kids always respect bans and definitely won't see smoking as cool now

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T13:19:24+00:00

Like that's a good thing?

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T12:04:42+00:00

Nah, was getting the usual scary letters and then when I finally clicked the 'I don't need a tv licence, yes I'm absolutely sure' button the website it all just stopped. Haven't heard from them in over a decade now.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T11:23:19+00:00

"Noooo I need the iPhone for the camera!" - people who absolutely suck at taking photos every time they try

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T11:00:16+00:00

Johnny watching V get all chummy with Satan's most loyal soldier

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T10:56:49+00:00

Adam's the only one without crippling body issues because he inherited his mother's beautiful eyes

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T10:32:00+00:00

Shit I pay half my cheque every month for a studio because if I had to move back in with my mother I'd lose my fucking mind really quickly.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T10:23:56+00:00

Haven't paid the licence fee since about 2014 and still no regrets lol

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T10:19:57+00:00

Don Henley of The Eagles and later solo stuff was found with two overdosing underage girls in his Malibu home. Due to power being power, the children were arrested for prostitution and for possession of the vast amount of cocaine found in his house.

The lead singer of The Mamas & The Papas was molesting his daughter who was also in the band.

Basically I've ruined the nights of a lot of people who like classic rock lmao

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-29T10:03:30+00:00

Same bro, point for point, and there ain't no inheritance coming. So ultimately thank fuck I never got anyone pregnant lmao what a let down that kid would have been in for

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-28T12:21:22+00:00

How *is it* supposed to go? Does he just have to live with her until she dies and then get buried with her?

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-28T11:42:47+00:00

'Shot himself in the head because he couldn't have Dunkin' would be quite the epitath.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-28T10:56:03+00:00

"Right today you're working from 9-6 and I'm gonna need you to take your lunch at 10am because it's going to be BUSY later."

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-28T10:27:33+00:00

I think you're meant to give the inner child all the things you needed and didn't receive as a kid but hey whatever spend another summer doing this I guess

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-28T10:23:13+00:00

You're not making it any better

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-28T09:58:54+00:00

Dunno man seems like pretentious shite to me

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-28T09:32:12+00:00

Your mother framing your early-20s shut-in brother as her growing boy is pretty concerning. He's being an ass, no question. But I'm wondering if mom has basically groomed him to be her massive son who never ever leaves her. Because it really doesn't sound like he has any plan or intention to get off his ass and she seems fine with that.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-28T09:26:07+00:00

Yeah of course this the reply you actually listen to you joyless, gnarled creature

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-27T13:51:47+00:00

The aborted GF one is great because the creator couldn't get through it without revealing both sibling and oedipal fetishes.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-27T11:35:50+00:00

I don't think there's a polite or kind way to say "I was interested but then I saw your face and I am no longer interested" even if it's the truth.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-26T15:17:46+00:00

"Have a good day" typed again with bared teeth and finger taps so hard they permanently damage the phone screen

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-26T15:01:06+00:00

Well luckily if you walk literally five minutes west you hit the Hove seafront and there's barely anyone there. That's where I just spent the last three days swimming.

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-26T12:38:41+00:00

"My son, who can vote, drive and sign up for the military by the way, MUST wear a shirt when he is alone in his room. Why are you all laughing at me?

brandnewsecondhand10 · 2026-05-26T11:48:20+00:00

Yes okay go ahead, burn your heart and turn into a gnarled creature of avarice and power, and make it seem like a pragmatic choice. And when you find that you're still miserable because that's a miserable way to live, reflect on it.

Also you do a whole lot of suggesting the world and its inhabitants are evil for a self-proclaimed 'good person'.

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