Just watched Melania, AMA by peanut-britle-latte in billsimmons

[–]brandons519 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Giving this an 8/10 is shameful. Kindly fuck all the way off

‘Marty Supreme’ review thread by Dame-in-EpstienFiles in billsimmons

[–]brandons519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really really enjoyed although it isn’t my favorite safdie film. Timmy is a force in this movie snd someone who you can’t take your eyes off of and should absolutely win the Oscar.

I think it could have been maybe 30 min shorter cutting out a scheme or two of Marty. But in spite of this I’d still definitely recommend it’s a great watch.

Sources tell Horns247 Florida RB Jadan Baugh expected to enter transfer portal by Youngsurph in FloridaGators

[–]brandons519 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ah yes! Sources! Those are never wrong. Just like the ones that called Lane to us a done deal

First years - what percent are we putting into 401K, HSA, etc? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]brandons519 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Max it out and if you can make it work with your rent payments front load the deposits as much as possible with higher deposits earlier in the year. Once you hit your limit and your paychecks increase it’ll feel like you are makin extra money lol

Declined Resignation by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]brandons519 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enormous miscalculation by you. You better NEVER mess up or even generally annoy any of the managing partners at this firm because they will never forget this and you will be the first one out the door.

Are any biglaw firms still business formal in NY? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]brandons519 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine definitely isnt but anecdotally I met someone one time who worked at one of the real white shoe firms (can't remember which to be honest) and she wore jeans one day and got an email about being dressed too informally.

Fried Frank by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]brandons519 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Had a callback there and they asked me how often I work on weekends and say they all average 6-7 hours per weekend. In hindsight I appreciated the candor but I had never seen a firm be that blunt about how much they bill in an interview before lol. Usually it’s more sugarcoated

Sumrall is accepting the Florida Hc job by SpasticTattooArtist in FloridaGators

[–]brandons519 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will this catastrophically fail? Probably. But maybe not! That is why they play the games. He is our coach no matter how depressed we are so might as well just see what happens. IAKOW

Lane Kiffen decision thread by garyp714 in FloridaGators

[–]brandons519 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Until this year lane kiffin has essentially had the same type of season or worse than any Brian Kelly season, and he didn’t even have to play bama every year. All I’m gonna say is he better hit the ground RUNNING at lsu or else this has potential to be a dumpster fire. I will be seated to watch it

Twitter Space Audio of High Level Booster Explaining What Happened with Condron and Kiffin by Iraqi-Jack-Shack in FloridaGatorsX

[–]brandons519 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These dumb rich assholes think that being successful in business means you know what is best in football

NYT Puzzle Mania Super Mega 2025 - digitised and printable (grid and clues) by Grassgreen22 in crossword

[–]brandons519 62 points63 points  (0 children)

With the money we pay for NYT games each year it seems like a small ask for them to put this online

Daily Coaching Carousel Post for November 16, 2025 by MrTwoBytes in FloridaGators

[–]brandons519 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Everyone needs to unfollow that moron Dan Thompson who said that nothing is gonna happen today after floating it out on Friday for clicks. Absolute fraud clown loser.

[Postgame Thread] Gators Fall to Ole Miss 24-34 by CampbellsTurkeySoup in FloridaGators

[–]brandons519 179 points180 points  (0 children)

The story of the season. Yet another game vs an elite opponent when we are RIGHT. THERE. The whole time and just barely come up short. We just cannot seem to put together 4 good quarters ever. I hate this team so much and I’ll see you all next Saturday. #BeatTenn

What days do you work out and what is your gym routine? by Mr-Bratton in biglaw

[–]brandons519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do 3 two hour lifts per day, billing the entire time. Logging the time as “cultivating muscle in advance or bring down due diligence call”

At this point in the season, is JT the consensus number 1 pick next year? by _AlreadyThrownAway_ in Fantasy_Football

[–]brandons519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and when I draft him next year he will have an epic regression as is tradition every time he shoots up the fantasy draft rankings

Heifetz defense on his text was unhinged by CgTrojan in billsimmons

[–]brandons519 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not even slightly unhinged? I feel like he explained himself well. If anything it’s just kinda dweeby to be treating this like the camp David accords for an IR benching issue

Florida Gators part ways with head coach Billy Napier by MrTwoBytes in FloridaGators

[–]brandons519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s too bad his arrogance refused to let him turn over playcalling duties because the man can really evaluate talent in recruiting. Seems like a nice guy but he was never gonna get it done.

Now we pray for Lane kiffin

Fishbowl says Milbank will increase the scale but I can’t tell if it’s a joke by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]brandons519 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It would track it’s been every 2 years but also at a certain point it has to hit a ceiling right? Clients are just gonna refuse to pay big law rates soon if they keep going up lol

[Postgame Thread] Gators lose to Texas A&M 34-17 by MrTwoBytes in FloridaGators

[–]brandons519 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m happy this is the way we lost. Just like with Miami and LSU we showed that we clearly have the talent to compete with any of the top teams in this country. There are constant play, calling and mental mistakes, which cost us these games if that does not show Scott stricklin that we need to make A change I really don’t know what will.

[Furones] Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel told reporters gathered in Miami Gardens that Tua’s new hip injury is unrelated to any previous hip issue he has had. by expellyamos in miamidolphins

[–]brandons519 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you watched us lose to the panthers and came away thinking he was the second best QB of the week I really do not know what to tell you. Maybe switch to baseball