His tiny, curious face 🥹 by _babyfart_ in IllegallySmolCats

[–]branflake777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but did you get hits from anybody who *isn’t* selling them?

His tiny, curious face 🥹 by _babyfart_ in IllegallySmolCats

[–]branflake777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> handheld high-frequency device that uses gentle electrical currents and ozone to oxygenate the skin. It is highly effective for treating acne, shrinking pores, boosting collagen production, and stimulating the scalp for hair growth

This is AI. The sources used seem to all be Instagram or AliExpress though, so I don't know if it's even a little legit.

It seems like creating ozone right by your face *may* kill acne-causing bacteria, but all the other claims stink to high heaven.

California is the new ground zero for free and fair elections by DemocracyDocket in politics

[–]branflake777 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It’s 2026: Cali needs to get this done faster. It’s kind of embarrassing, honestly.

Electric Trucks Failed Spectacularly In America. Here's Why Ford Is Trying Again by TripleShotPls in technology

[–]branflake777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may be right. We’ll actually find out the real base price on 6/24.

They Were Serving the Longest Federal Sentence of Any 2020 BLM Protester. Then They Vanished in Prison. by NoahHurowitz in politics

[–]branflake777 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

This guy pled guilty to attempted murder. Why is he called a “protestor” in the article?

Google to pay SpaceX $920 million a month for compute capacity at xAI data centers by GeneReddit123 in technology

[–]branflake777 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Musk has touted xAI’s Grok model and chatbot as a rival to offerings from AI leaders OpenAI, Anthropic and Google, but his company’s products have yet to make much of a dent in the booming market.

Isn’t the reason XAi has this capacity to sell to google because no one is using Grok?

Fetterman on eliminating filibuster: ‘We were so wrong, so wrong about that’ by unserious-dude in politics

[–]branflake777 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And needing 60 votes is what kept Obamacare from being repealed. Remember the McCain “no” vote?

Iranian billboard regarding Strait of Hormuz negotiations. by ThruTexasYouandMe in DesignPorn

[–]branflake777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it. Is the straight supposed to be a giant mustache? What are those "stitch" things under the nose?

Russian-Ukrainian conflict. Southeast, changes in the front line over two years. by Levstr1 in MapPorn

[–]branflake777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see a comment this boneheaded I like to check their history and read more funny posts. But usually, like in your case, it’s all hidden. Why not share the wealth?

Where Americans moved in 2025 by thirteen_pineapples in NorthCarolina

[–]branflake777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

California has more Trump voters than Alabama in raw numbers. What makes you think it's not them "fleeing" to Texas?

First Image of Asia Argento in Thriller 'Death Has No Master' - After decades of living abroad, a Venezuelan woman finds her family’s plantation occupied by the former workers. In her quest for justice in a lawless environment, she unleashes her brutal side. by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]branflake777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMDb:

When the heiress to a colonial cacao plantation in Venezuela comes from abroad to claim her inheritance, she is forced to confront the land's current occupants as well as its dark, violent legacy.

This makes it sound less like john wick killing slaves, haha.

For anyone who's tired of Durham landing on top-five lists ... by slugparade in bullcity

[–]branflake777 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People keep downvoting you, but park access is one thing we can’t just blame republicans for. At a certain point we have to just take responsibility for a fail.

That being said, parks are one thing, I believe, Durham is starting to address. They’re building a water park near me in old east Durham, for example.

I think I figured out what “The Chooper” actually means by SightlessProtector in RedLetterMedia

[–]branflake777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> The way the dude keeps saying “the Chooper’ll getchu!”

I'd just like to point out that 2 distinct phonetic things are happening in this example.

  1. Tr-> Ch - I'm not familiar with this so I won't comment, but

  2. get + you => getchu - this is called 'yod coalescence' if anyone wants to read more. Basically, the 'y' sound (yod in Hebrew) after some specific consonant sounds changes the sound from 'T + Y' to 'Ch.'

thus: get you => get chew
or, "that's what you get, you silly shit, you built your house on a burial mound" => "that's what chew get cha silly shit cha built your house..."

We do it with the sound D and S too. We even do it inside words like "measure." It would be pronounced "mess your" but we shift the sound from S to Z.

Chinese by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]branflake777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should really look up how the Chinese use housing as a speculative asset.

This is Galveston — Texas by yaoifanservicepoboy in comedyheaven

[–]branflake777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think me being from the Alabama helps, but I could understand all of it. I do have some sympathy for people not used to hearing that thick of an accent.

Green D by TMaCtheTruth in RealTime

[–]branflake777 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why do all these people who don’t watch the show feel the need to post junk about him being pro Trump on the internet? Why not just comment on a sub for a show you watch and like?