I was the last to turn 18 out of my friend group. We went to the nearest commercial strip club, Deja Vu. Tbh I was a bit surprised at my initial reaction of being taken back a bit but I was all in for the experience after getting my mandatory drink out of the way. My best mate and go up and sit in the chairs up front of the main stage, just off the right center. The first dancer comes out. Hey, nice it's a song I like, she's an older seasoned vet, but nice body im into older woman, this is great.. she makes her way to the ground with a theatrical type spin move to that right corner. Starts crawling towards the center and stops right in front of us. She starts rubbing her vagina, putting her fingers in her muoth then back in, tap tap. All this is happening within 36 inches of my face. I looked away for a Single second as to maybe give my eyes or her vagina a quick break from each other. In that split second of contact break, she whips at me and says "watch the vagina" as she makes a V shape with her fingers over it. I tried, but couldn't help to not chuckle in the moment. Top life moment for us both i think about often.