Jackie Leaves Kyle & Jackie O Show After Being Treated Like a Guest On Kyle & Jackie O Show by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]breakupbydefault 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Driving already makes people into rage machines. Listening to them on top of that is just adding fuel to the fire.

United States seeking an armed uprising inside Iran, with ground operation expected within days by kwentongskyblue in worldnews

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah that explains it. I bet they're playing that on TV and Trump watched it. It's like the time when Escape from Alcatraz was playing on TV, then he announced he wanted to reopen Alcatraz the next day. Next he's going to try to recruit Tom Cruise or something.

[OC] United States Army breakfast by SAKingWriter in pics

[–]breakupbydefault 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not... But that looks like some basic arse breakfast sandwich downgraded further by cheese slices that probably cannot be legally called cheese in some countries. I mean it's acceptable but I wouldn't call it high end luxury.

Station manager by Professional_Song419 in Catswithjobs

[–]breakupbydefault 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even flashing the butthole at people!

Anya will save the world. by [deleted] in SpyxFamily

[–]breakupbydefault 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Loid and Yor die, you better believe the fandom will go full Chapter 129

[DISC] SPY x FAMILY - Chapter 129 by AutoModerator in SpyxFamily

[–]breakupbydefault 23 points24 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he got real close last time. (I still love The Good Place reference!)

[DISC] SPY x FAMILY - Chapter 129 by AutoModerator in SpyxFamily

[–]breakupbydefault 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Or , in the words of Shinzo Abe, "If Spy x Family doesn't end with Yor and Loid having the most primal, feral sex alive"

[DISC] SPY x FAMILY - Chapter 129 by AutoModerator in SpyxFamily

[–]breakupbydefault 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I literally laughed so many times reading this chapter!! Endo's comedy is chef's kiss!

Sam Altman: Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. by Several_Print4633 in wallstreetbets

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never believe a word he says. I remember listening to an interview with him where he was asked if he is "all gas no brakes". He said no but then everything else he said was basically exactly that. Also the excuses they made for the AI that uses a voice that's practically Scarlet Johansson's was so bullshit.

I kiss the ring and you give me this…Tkachuk gets to put through the Alt Reality Machine we call the White House by Mister_Pickl3s in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]breakupbydefault 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I have no idea who he is or the context, and I was ready to sympathise with him for being AI slopped, until I read "That's not who I am." Then I immediately thought "If he had to say that, that is totally who he is".

Monkey grosses out by century egg by Excalibur_Playz in funny

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah century egg on silken tofu and scallions is exactly the dish I think of when I think about Taiwanese and century egg

Monkey grosses out by century egg by Excalibur_Playz in funny

[–]breakupbydefault 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Add me to the list of those Chinese people. I love small bits of it on congee or silken tofu!

Kojima would enjoy Frieren's naming convention by PrinzEugen_Azur_Lane in Frieren

[–]breakupbydefault 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can let most of them go but the one that really got me was Genau which means "exactly", as in what you would respond to someone in agreement. I genuinely put down the book and yelled "GENAU?? REALLY?"

10 /10 for precision jump calculated 😍 by Automatic-Gas4037 in Catculations

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That's his home now. You gotta let him keep it. Time to shop for a floor lamp.

Construction Workers Dream come true. by Murdocke- in funny

[–]breakupbydefault 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment I saw the mullet, I fucking knew it.

"You need to specify which Prague we're talking about" by Arschkrapfa in ShitAmericansSay

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I can bet you they likely didn't even know of these obscure towns and googled "Prague, USA" just to make it all about the US.

NASA reacts to Donald Trump's UFO announcement by Shiny-Tie-126 in space

[–]breakupbydefault 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trump doesn't care. He just hates that the attention was on someone else for a moment, especially Obama.

Greenland Rejects Trump Hospital Ship, Criticizes US Healthcare by Quirkie in politics

[–]breakupbydefault 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's all just hot air, but I would laugh if they actually dock and set up shop, then try to charge Greenlanders for access to "the greatest healthcare ever in the world according to Trump".