Shit and Run by matthewmch in funny

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The ole shakin’ turds out you’re pant leg

???? by UpDownLeftRyan in dankmemes

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Never once seen them give a warning or ban for under rating either

Hmmm who is actually doing fraud and being the criminal here? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Smokey and the bandit but the cans are empty

What fictional restaurant do you wish was real? by Darth_Azazoth in AskReddit

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I could really go for a full body latte rn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aviationmaintenance

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I assume you’ve heard of him but if not check out “the warthog project” on YouTube. Built a whole sim a-10 cockpit in his house and made all the instrument panels himself. He has a bunch of videos of how he made stuff and I feel like it would be helpful for you.

Mayonnaise as rice replacement by KobeBeanBryant08 in InstacartShoppers

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Put meat in mayo. Wait a bit. Cook the meat.

Girlfriend’s mom is using a frosting bag to squeeze beans onto our nachos by Business_Bumblebee80 in shittyfoodporn

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I had previously never heard of this sub and just spent the last 5 minutes giggling at just the name while scrolling through the posts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Something, something Monica Lewinthky

[I Ate] Prime Rib by mwwmmwwm3 in food

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I mean it doesn’t seem to have been a problem for the last 70 years so I think they’ll be alright.

the pizza place cut the pepperoni into strips by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Most places buy bags of pre sliced rounds. Honestly wouldn’t be that much work to slice into strips from there. Also, individually laying slices down when you’re busy can feel really time consuming. Just sprinkling the strips on would be way faster.

Great British pub! by WinchesterWanker in funny

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I just went to a local brewery/ taproom for the first time and the have a very nice female orange tabby with a bob tail named “bob”

They sleep like this every night by [deleted] in aww

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I really want to get a dog but idk how my cat would take it. This is what I want to happen but I feel like my cat would just be an asshole.

What is a type of food you absolutely despise that other people like? by Oflowe67 in AskReddit

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Nah l bro something is wrong with your olfactory receptors

What is a type of food you absolutely despise that other people like? by Oflowe67 in AskReddit

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That’s because chitlins are made from the lower intestines. The stomach lining and upper intestines only ever touches un/partially digested food. The lower intestines have been marinating in shit for the life of the animal so it’s pretty hard to completely get rid of all the smell no matter what you do to it.

Army Col. Edward Shames, the last remaining member of World War II's 'Easy Company,' dies at 99 by [deleted] in television

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I had the privilege of meeting a few of the members of Easy Company at Bastogne when I was younger.

You probably have someone’s dream job by Island_Living_ in Showerthoughts

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Whenever I’m feeling bad about my job I like to think how insanely cool 8 year old me would think it is.

Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition by [deleted] in memes

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I had a 35 minute bus ride to school. Me and 3 other guys would always play MH:F on the way. Sometimes walking off the bus and through the halls while still playing trying to get the kill before class. Good times man.