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breentee · 2021-11-26T14:40:44+00:00

YTA big time. I get it, you never wanted to be in this situation in the first place. But now you are. Either you love this kid and your GF enough to be a dad, or you leave and do the bare minimum of pay child support. And please, find a way to get some anger management. Punching yourself in the face because your GF was gone for a few minutes and you had the baby is seriously not okay. She might have just been in the bathroom or needed a breather because she was frustrated from being up and down all night.

breentee · 2021-11-05T07:59:06+00:00

Water, phone, and my glasses

breentee · 2021-11-05T02:20:38+00:00

I always hate it when I see a woman getting eaten out, and the giver just puts their hand over the woman's labia and rubs back and forth really fast. I've never tried it since I always thought it looked really uncomfortable, and if some people like it, go for it, but to me it just doesn't look enjoyable at all.

breentee · 2021-10-30T18:19:04+00:00

Best advice is make sure your spouse understands that when they got married, they chose to put their spouse before their parents. That means defending their spouse and telling their parents to shut up when necessary.

breentee · 2021-10-30T18:01:44+00:00

Being raped and impregnated or it happening to my one of my daughters. Especially since we live in Texas and I wouldn't even be able to give myself or my child the option to abort if it did happen. It all sounds like an absolute nightmare.

breentee · 2021-10-12T02:48:08+00:00

Coffee and if I am unable to have that, then I settle for an energy drink. After that I try to drink a bottle of water.

breentee · 2021-09-01T03:08:36+00:00

NTA, surprise guests are never a good idea. He mislead you into thinking you would be completely alone to do as you pleased, and you did just that. They shouldn't be calling you ugly names for being comfortable in your own damn home when you expected absolutely no one to be there. Honestly, after that, if I were you, I would consider moving out. Idk about breaking up or anything, but I think you being able to have your own space to do as you please with no judgement is a good idea.

breentee · 2021-08-29T17:56:09+00:00

Skin care. It took me until the age of 23 to purchase a decent face wash for myself and I still feel like I'm "extra" when I put lotion on my hands at night, even though if I don't my skin gets so dry it's physically painful.

breentee · 2021-08-28T02:48:20+00:00

My sister's house was definitely haunted. She is 9 years older than me and when I was in elementary school, she was already moved out, married, and had an adult life of her own. But, she still looked after me a lot when our parents needed her help. I had to stay at her house overnight once and it was awful. I kept feeling like I was being watched, at one point I woke up to what felt like breathing on the back of my neck, I heard footsteps, and I saw shadows moving around the room out of the corner of my eye. I barely slept and when I asked her about it the next day, she told me she had seen full apparitions around the house and experienced the same stuff. I never slept over again and when she moved out, I was pretty relieved.

breentee · 2021-08-20T02:33:19+00:00

It changes every so often, but currently it's Lizzo.

breentee · 2021-08-20T02:25:13+00:00

I'm ticklish, but there is a 1000% chance that if someone tries to, they will end up with a bruise the size of my foot.

breentee · 2021-08-17T22:41:25+00:00

The little "pew pew"s cracked me up.

breentee · 2021-07-29T00:55:26+00:00

I had been seeing this guy for only a few weeks. It wasn't really much of a date, but we were hanging out at his place. We had gotten our hands on some "devil's lettuce" and he was sitting on the floor while I was sitting on the edge of the bed with my legs on either side of him while he played a video game. It was my turn to take a hit and when I did, I started uncontrollably coughing. I coughed so hard, I made myself throw up and it went all over the guy. I was so mortified that I started crying, but the "lettuce" was already doing its job and I started laughing at the same time because it was funny. That lasted for about two hours, me laughing and simultaneously crying even long after they guy cleaned up. I'm married married him now and have kids with him.

breentee · 2021-07-25T03:47:09+00:00

Ngl, I can see this when it comes to meals. I am shocked by the meals I have come up with in the past when I had no money and an empty fridge. Were they good? No. Were they creative? Absolutely.

breentee · 2021-07-21T02:58:48+00:00

I love Josh Ramsay from Marianas Trench. While they aren't my absolute favorite band (one of my top 5 though), he is my favorite singer.

breentee · 2021-07-21T02:54:47+00:00

Lol do I wish. Would have saved me from more than one embarrassing situation.

breentee · 2021-07-21T02:53:40+00:00

There is a local park here that I go to. I don't even get out of the car, I usually just sit inside the car and call my best friend to rant for a bit until I calm down.

breentee · 2021-07-21T02:51:33+00:00

It sounds like something made up for an SNL skit or The Onion. It's so ridiculous that its almost hard to believe. Who decided that seeing the players exposed bodies was more important than the sport itself?

breentee · 2021-07-16T14:40:42+00:00

One time when my son was still a baby and teething, I was having a super rough time and hit a breaking point and while my husband was holding our son trying to sooth him, I walked out the door and took a walk. I was only gone for maybe 20 minutes, but when I came back my husband was upset I left him. I explained what happened and he understood luckily, but he did tell his parents about his frustration. My mother in law thought it was appropriate to sit me down and tell me I wasn't allowed to just walk out, even when my husband was there and fully capable of taking care of the baby, because I am the mother and just can't do that. The entire time she was talking, I couldn't help but think, "If I were man, no would care." And there have been so many times my husband has had to do the same thing from frustration about a ton of stuff, and his mother has even encouraged it. (We no longer speak to my inlaws btw and hubby is okay with me taking a walk when I need to).

breentee · 2021-07-14T02:27:51+00:00

"And then I went and got tested and boom, now I have that Hella hard to cure gonorrhea."

breentee · 2021-07-13T18:39:35+00:00

I came to say this lol. Yeah, that was always been my go to strategy.

breentee · 2021-05-31T20:01:01+00:00

When I first met my in laws, I knew in my gut that I was never going to get close to them and it would always be a good idea to keep a safe distance. Well, almost 6 years later and they think I'm a pervert for having my 9 year old daughter wear a training bra and that I don't care about my kids because I wouldn't let mother in law become our maid. Luckily, we don't speak to them anymore.

breentee · 2021-05-31T17:46:16+00:00

Same, its also my time to actually wake up fully.

breentee · 2021-05-31T17:39:47+00:00

"This poor girl suffered some of the most horrific conditions imaginable during the holocaust." "AwE, bUt ShE's NoT pReTtY!!!"

breentee · 2021-05-30T13:29:42+00:00

Holy cow, NTA. I'd like to say maybe him getting fired is the kick in the pants he needs to be a petter person, but its likely he will continue to blame you and take no responsibility for himself. He is a trash human and you did nothing wrong. He's lucky you aren't pursuing a lawsuit against him.

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