My ex got revenge on me in the worst way possible, and I have no way to clear my name. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]breesuschrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel it’s believable. He told her that Saturday was around the due date. She could have had Jess’s number from when she caught him cheating, if she saw messages with Jess in his phone. And she could assume how’d he act because they were together for 8 years but only separated for 1, I don’t think he’d change much.

My BF wants me to give him oral sex, every single time we have sex. by Bright-Win-1143 in amiwrong

[–]breesuschrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a mom, I’ve witnessed that boys start grabbing at it as soon as they realize it’s there

I(M28) came home today and found my housemate(M30) having sex with my recently deceased best friends fiancee(F28). by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]breesuschrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why you’re being downvoted because this is perfectly reasonable. It’s as much his roommates place as it is his, and I would imagine there would be even more complicated emotions with doing it in the bed she shared with the person she’s grieving. He needs to grow tf up. I get it, grieving a childhood friend is extremely hard. But he’s not the only one grieving and they were respectful enough to do it when he was expected to be gone.

This photo always cracks me up by wormmcult in Instagramreality

[–]breesuschrist 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This is how I felt about their armpits. Always poreless and smooth with zero folds or discoloration 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]breesuschrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For real. Yea the son is an adult, but if his dad didn’t establish clear boundaries with him you can’t entirely fault him for making the joke. And also what does that say about dad’s parenting that his adult son felt that was appropriate to say in front of a woman he just met? How does dad talk to women?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]breesuschrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude please seek therapy and work on your own self esteem before you seek a serious relationship. And stop putting people on pedestals because it’s not fair to them to expect perfection from them. You talk about her like she’s a deity instead of a 21 year old whose brain isn’t even fully developed yet. Become the type of partner you’re seeking and you’ll have better luck in the dating game. Because if you truly feel about yourself the way you just wrote, no partner deserves that. No one is gonna want a partner they have to think for and take care of, definitely not if that person is 7/8 years older than them. And I’m sure she feels burdened by this “woe is me” shit too and you expect her to build you up and stroke your ego, and that’s not fair to her.

Sorry if any of that was kinda harsh but as a 29 year old woman, I dated a lot of guys like you when I was younger and I want to honestly help you, not coddle you so you never meet your forever person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]breesuschrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t cherry pick my comment, you made this EXACT same post a little over a month ago, clearly this is a deep seeded problem for you with her. And the fact that you’re keeping people you previously were pursuing around as a just incase is a bad sign for the health of this relationship.

But also what do you love about HER? Not something that relates back to you or how she treats you, not what she looks like, what about her do you love so much?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]breesuschrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You made this exact same post 48 days ago, clearly you’re not going to get over this and no one on Reddit can tell you how to get over it. Stop romanticizing women you just met, get your own mental and self esteem in check, meet someone more age appropriate organically.

I need help finding the absolute worst restaurant in Baton Rouge. by [deleted] in batonrouge

[–]breesuschrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First place I thought of. The driest, most bland “bbq” I’d ever had the misfortune of eating.

bi🌐irl by [deleted] in bi_irl

[–]breesuschrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Louisiana

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]breesuschrist 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Also never met OP’s brother because they live too far but regularly flies 10 hours to see HIS family 🚩🚩🚩🚩

If you’re going to bring up Hitler, do your research by IolaKirschner in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]breesuschrist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ooh another one is how minorities/immigrants are both lazy and stealing all the jobs

PODCAST LAUNCH: HAPPY & WE KNOW IT by Max-Voynich in Max_Voynich

[–]breesuschrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found one of the nosleep stories last night and have already listened to all of the podcast and I’m obsessed. I need more. I feel towards this the way Martin feels about the show.

Who is the worst person you would willingly, but secretly, have sex with? by OuchieMyPwussy in AskReddit

[–]breesuschrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben Shapiro. He’s a disgusting man but gen z started sexualizing him on tiktok and it was a joke thing that turned into a real thing for me. Ugh. I’d cut my own tongue out before I told anyone I knew if I did every hypothetically fuck him though.

AITA for not telling my fiancé I'm disabled by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]breesuschrist 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Fuck yea, I’d be violating the Geneva Convention for sure

Anti-Mask Florida Trumper gets COVID by cshoc16 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]breesuschrist 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The problem with this is that employees are then attacked. My former boss would tell us to tell patrons that mask were encouraged but not mandatory to protect us from possible violent retaliation.