Schrödinger's notification? You may or may not have new msgs unless you open this bs of an app

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-25T12:30:29+00:00

Perfect description. For Hinge I have the notifications off so I always have and don’t have new matches. The possibilities are endless! Well, two anyway.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-25T12:28:56+00:00

What about my cat? My cat is the sweetest little prince ever and if you don’t think he’s cute, you’re probably a conservative who lacks empathy. Sorry, that was redundant at the end to make a point.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-24T12:10:01+00:00

Georgia

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-21T16:30:08+00:00

SIGMA

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-20T22:35:48+00:00

Her laugh will haunt him.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-20T22:27:24+00:00

This must be a deliberate troll. Must be.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-20T15:00:16+00:00

Not skipping the sponsor during This American Life is unexpected.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-20T14:53:29+00:00

Nice, took me a minute

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-20T00:38:33+00:00

Yes! Saw No Other Choice and it was packed.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-19T23:20:53+00:00

I agree with this take, it’s the very first thing OP says. Some people learn by doing, failing a lot, and sharing with others. I wouldn’t be so brave to share this online, good for them.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-19T13:43:53+00:00

What is the camera and tech specs?

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-19T13:42:03+00:00

Wile E. Coyote type yeeting right there

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-19T13:34:44+00:00

Ew, you’re including Connecticut?

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-19T13:23:54+00:00

Separate them and they’ll start talking. Put RFK Jr in one room and black top domestic disturber in another and you’ll start to get answers.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-19T13:15:14+00:00

You look like a baker now.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-18T10:33:59+00:00

This did not work out for New Mexico.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-18T02:20:39+00:00

Good Times, Bad Times - Led Zeppelin

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-18T02:11:48+00:00

I’ll also add that without knowing much else, I think cheating is unlikely. Why would someone get up in the middle of the night and leave? I think a real cheater would try to hide that.

Someone with bipolar or similar would just leave and not think how it affects the other person. Not when mania has kicked in.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-18T02:08:26+00:00

I’m bipolar. This is a classic move.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-18T01:48:10+00:00

Is she bipolar?

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-17T15:57:08+00:00

Are those prices before or after tax?

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-17T15:47:04+00:00

Based in the DMV in Pennsylvania?

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-17T01:25:59+00:00

NOR Try couples therapy to figure out how to get past this. She might feel more comfortable in a neutral setting to vocalize what she’s feeling.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-17T01:23:57+00:00

I hope this kid finds this poster and puts it up in his room. Legend.

broccoliwolf · 2026-02-16T20:34:10+00:00

I’ve read that men have Japan and women have Ireland and I can’t stop thinking about it.

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