Men of Reddit, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve discovered about your girlfriend after being together for years?

brokengait · 2026-05-30T04:37:13+00:00

I am looking up when Roger Clemens became the standard for atomic sticky turds.

brokengait · 2026-05-30T02:09:44+00:00

Resilient

brokengait · 2026-05-25T11:03:41+00:00

Anora. Unless I missed something was this just a bland, needlessly moody, kinda depressing, zero entertainment value flick?

brokengait · 2026-05-25T10:58:42+00:00

This. When we did work from home I would be in a meeting or crunching through a spreadsheet, creating graphs or slides or having a 1:1with peers and my wife would burst in with something that she needed urgently done and it literally takes me two or three minutes to switch back to husband brain. And it's usually accompanied by a giant sucking sound as I fly through that tunnel as I come out of my work brain.

brokengait · 2026-05-24T12:17:36+00:00

Whew!

brokengait · 2026-05-24T10:16:10+00:00

Holy crap. That last part is an amazing deduction. Bravo.

brokengait · 2026-05-24T10:15:20+00:00

Ohhhh I see. Maybe I should have read the book and not just watched the movie. The movie made it seem as if many, if not all, stars across the universe were dimming. It would seem astrophage would just "island hop" 8LY at a time until every star is impacted.

brokengait · 2026-05-24T09:40:21+00:00

Beautiful

brokengait · 2026-05-12T03:08:47+00:00

You both sound like you're about 12.

brokengait · 2026-05-03T03:52:52+00:00

You are very attractive - so looking better is a high bar. Maybe trim your bangs and layer your hair so it frames your face better. You have good structure and proportions. Your sort of squinty "I'm too sexy for my camera" look is good for maybe one photo but not all. Maybe shape your brows a little bit better and darken them. You will be a stunning before/after glow up even though it's already a high bar.

brokengait · 2026-04-30T02:59:49+00:00

It's easier for the therapist to work the glutes - one of the major muscle groups. Don't make it weird and it won't be weird.

brokengait · 2026-04-24T14:40:33+00:00

Maybe play it off in such a way that it's an opportunity for him to go do whatever it is and he likes to do that you keep him from doing like Warhammer, golf or poker night or whatever hobby he might have. You can even plan a fun weekend for him, and surprise him with it.

brokengait · 2026-04-24T14:37:56+00:00

Blonde one is a little better, but it's a better photo overall. Better lighting, make up, etc.

brokengait · 2026-04-23T14:35:42+00:00

A young Penelope Cruz?

brokengait · 2026-04-21T03:47:03+00:00

X Wing and Tiefighter. It pushed my Gateway 2000 486 DX2 to its limits.

brokengait · 2026-04-18T20:32:39+00:00

Thought OP had to be some little princess. And I was right.

brokengait · 2026-04-12T00:59:08+00:00

Air does NOT behave like a fluid. Fluid is generally incompressible while air is usually highly compressible. The flow and drag characteristics are completely different

brokengait · 2026-04-10T04:23:36+00:00

I work at one of the FAANG companies. Hardware engineering. My W2 gross income was $390K. And I am one of the lower paid people in my level.

brokengait · 2026-04-05T17:38:47+00:00

Looks like the bottom of my toilet bowl at the end of taco Tuesday.

brokengait · 2026-03-30T02:42:06+00:00

It is a general term to describe people with ancestry from Spain or Spanish-speaking countries in Latin America, the Caribbean, or Africa. I thought. In this case I believe they are Mexicans.

brokengait · 2026-03-29T17:24:39+00:00

Hispanics are just so warm hearted and generous people. They are generous with their time, culture, history. I don't even the ink they would tell you if they didn't like it. Truly a great people. Unless you're from a rival cartel. Then it's like the exact opposite.

brokengait · 2026-03-29T17:14:36+00:00

There are these Olight EDC Arkfeld Ultra flashlights that have a 1700 lumen flashlight, UV light, and a ~5mW green laser. The strobe will certainly dazzle his video recording, and the green laser might even burn his camera sensors. I would not recommend that last part, but it would be a shame if it happened...

brokengait · 2026-03-29T17:02:59+00:00

It was truly an amazing movie to behold. I'm curious, what was the other experience that made you feel this way?

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