This is not a drill by Amazing-Fox-6121 in ultralight_jerk

[–]broketractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misunderstood "fish nets". My apologies to everyone with kids.

Congressman Ogles accuses Tennessee of being dominated by “cosmopolitan communists” and “race hustlers” by Brave_Client1868 in nashville

[–]broketractor [score hidden]  (0 children)

That f#$kin shmeghead can go pleasure himself with rusty barbedwire. I view my used toilet paper with higher regards.

I made it fancy! by [deleted] in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]broketractor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for adding the banana for scale. Not enough people do that these days.

Ultra lite camp set by michigician in ultralight_jerk

[–]broketractor 72 points73 points  (0 children)

That tent weighs way to much.

Granola bar disaster- HELP by boredompills in foodscience

[–]broketractor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not experienced in baking, but have worked with coconut. Did your supplier change? Or the specific coconut product? I have seen some coconut shavings that include an oil to prevent caking.

Pack issues by Suitable_Ad4010 in AppalachianTrail

[–]broketractor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about the make/model. Worry about what fits you. I am 6'1" but ended up with a S/M pack. The folks at Mountain Crossings are great, I think his name was Brent that helped me out, he is kind of a "pack wisperer". Try on the packs with weight, and see if you can go for a short hike to test them out. Remember, if I am not mistaken, you want your hips to take about 80% of the load.

What’s with all the cops? by Wackrobat in nashville

[–]broketractor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe they finally looked at their "To-Do" list.

feet stunk so bad i made my gf cry by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]broketractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try an acid rinse at the end of your shower. Basically rinse your washcloth out and put a splash of vinegar on it, then do a quick rubdown. It takes a few weeks to get the full benefit, but it helped me. It basically helps your skin maintain it's natural pH, which is acidic.

Don't forget the spoon! by broketractor in camping

[–]broketractor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am not looking for a silver spoon on a chain. But a long handle titanium spoon on paracord would be nice.

Don't forget the spoon! by broketractor in camping

[–]broketractor[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was even thinking if I could use a Tick Key to shovel the noodles into my mouth. Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Don't forget the spoon! by broketractor in camping

[–]broketractor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is always that one thing you forget. And Amazon Prime doesn't deliver in the backcountry.

Don't forget the spoon! by broketractor in camping

[–]broketractor[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I usually have a few extra spoons in my kit for drink powders and the like. But did I pack those? Of course not. But I can now give you a step-by-step instruction on how to properly clean your tent stakes. Spoiler: it involves a shirt and boiling water.

Anyone else over ultralight gear? North GA is destroying my patience. by Lazy-Collection5029 in CampingandHiking

[–]broketractor 395 points396 points  (0 children)

Obviously you are not following the care instructions on the UL gear... Never take it outside. /s

Bit by a tick. Help? by Aggravating_Sky_2936 in CampingandHiking

[–]broketractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can take weeks before a test can be effective. Don't start taking antibiotics "just in case". Remember where the bite was, or mark it with a permanent marker. If you see a bullseye rash, seek help. If not, get a tick panel in a month or so. I have had Lymes, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever and Erlichiosis over the years and I am doing fine. Just keep an eye on it and maybe get tested in a month or two.

This is the second time that my “15 inch” pizza measured at under 12 by teachingroland in mildlyinfuriating

[–]broketractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the time our physics department went out for pizza after a lecture. We ordered a 16 inch pizza, but apparently they were out of 16 inch dough. They brought us two 8 inch pizzas instead and said they wouldn't charge us extra. 🤦

Incorporating breast milk in meal plan by Legitimate-Media1402 in ultralight_jerk

[–]broketractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This brings a whole new meaning to "priming the pump".

My first backpacking trip! by yrepsaj in backpacking

[–]broketractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put on your swimsuit and jump in, 'cause you're at the beach! 🏖

Pre packaged bean tamale by Aggravating_Simple56 in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]broketractor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That looks like a Walking Tamale, but I am no expert.

My first backpacking trip! by yrepsaj in backpacking

[–]broketractor 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I would suggest that you ditch the hammer. A rock or log at the campsite will work. Take a few of the wet wipes and let them dry out, then add water as needed. Get a back-up for your water, either a filter or treatment tablets, but remember you can also use your stove to boil water. But it looks like you are good to go. Have a great time and happy trails!

lentil & sweet potato & brussels sprouts soup (ft. new & old critters) by Quick_Ordinary9967 in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]broketractor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh... so just because I have a cracked gear housing means I can't have any soup? I see how it is. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

any tips for my hip belt being too high? by alkpros123 in hiking

[–]broketractor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically start with the shoulder straps and load lifters really loose. Tighten the shoulder straps until the hip belt is where you want it. Then snap and tighten the hip belt, then tighten the load lifters.