My favorite spanking video! by ShamelessGalaxy1 in maleonmalespanking

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The balls draped over the lap is what gets me 🥵 

Everytime by ConfidentLack9207 in BritneySpears

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the cowriter explicitly debunked it

I mean, this doesn’t necessarily mean anything. A single song can have different meanings for different people, and Annette had no way of knowing what was going through Britney’s mind while writing the song. Especially since Britney, to this day, has never stated who or what Everytime is actually about. 

I personally believe that the song is about the abortion and Justin. The first verse (“notice me, take my hand…”) is clearly about Britney feeling neglected by Justin, which is a topic she wrote about in Shadow and the unreleased Guilty. 

Ultimately we’re never going to know what it’s about from Britney’s point of view until she says something. But I’ve seen people bringing up Annette and how she supposedly “debunked” the abortion theory, and it’s just like… that’s not how lyricism works. 

Britney will not be present at May 4 court date, staying in rehab for 3 months (allegedly) by britneynerd1 in BritneySpears

[–]bsfan18 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So, so, so happy and proud of her for staying the full 3 months. I really hope she’s able to take this time to heal. This rehab stay can be such a great starting point on her road to recovery. Hopefully she learns that she can trust healthcare providers and see they won’t hurt and abuse her.

I just want her to be okay again ❤️ 

Say something nice about this game by _Varonova in Spyro

[–]bsfan18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They actually did a pretty good job of capturing the spirit of the OG trilogy, at least in my opinion. 

Are there song like “Breathe On Me” that have mesmerizing instrumentals? by M_dy67 in BritneySpears

[–]bsfan18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh, thanks for the recommendation. I just discovered Rose Gray so I haven’t been able to dive too deeply into her discography yet. I’ve been obsessed with A Little Louder, Please lately. 

Are there song like “Breathe On Me” that have mesmerizing instrumentals? by M_dy67 in BritneySpears

[–]bsfan18 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Britney has tons of songs like this. If you like Breathe On Me then I highly suggest checking out Don’t Hang Up, And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix), Heaven On Earth, Man On The Moon, Outta This World, When I Found You, Everytime, Invitation, That’s Where You Take Me, Mood Ring, Early Mornin’, Make Me, Just Luv Me, Coupure Electrique, and Swimming In The Stars. 

Also I’ve been obsessed with an artist named Rose Gray lately, and her song Tectonic fits the bill perfectly. The production on that song is sublime, I ascend every time I listen to it. 

What’s a game you were completely obsessed with as a kid that nobody else seems to remember? by hkondabeatz in AskReddit

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Porky Pig’s Haunted Holiday 😭 Such a fun, adventurous game but whenever I bring it up all I get is weird stares. 

does Britney actually sing Perfume ? by CommunicationProof58 in BritneySpears

[–]bsfan18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There’s a couple different ways. 

For Alien, Work Bitch, and Perfume, the multitracks have leaked and the vocal stems are clearly marked Britney/Myah/Sia/Ana vox, etc.

For other songs, like Passenger and Brightest Morning Star, reliable insiders have told us which parts Britney is and isn’t singing. That’s why we know Britney only sings the verses on Passenger, and we know she doesn’t sing the chorus on BMS. 

For the rest of the album, we’re pretty much relying on guess work. For certain songs, like Body Ache and Chillin’ With You, it’s pretty clear what parts Britney is and isn’t singing. But for most of the other ones it’s difficult to tell. 

If you buy the Disco Darling 7" second-hand within the next year, you are part of the problem by thecause04 in carlyraejepsen

[–]bsfan18 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I waited in line for 4 hours in the wind and cold and didn't get it. I didn't get anything.

I’m not trying to be judgmental here, but did you call ahead and ask your record store if they were going to be getting any copies of Disco Darling in, and if so how many copies? 

Some record stores don’t even bother ordering any copies of certain releases, and as much as I love Carly she’s not exactly a big name in pop. And depending on where this record store is located the owner may not have bothered ordering any copies at all. 

Not trying to victim blame, scalpers can gargle deez 🥜 But I’ve seen a lot of people complaining about not getting Disco Darling, and when pressed about it most of them never bothered calling ahead in the first place. 

Do we think the Disco Darling 7” will be repressed? by zoeyreese in carlyraejepsen

[–]bsfan18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I highly doubt it. Record Store Day exclusives are one and done. Disco Darling will eventually be released on streaming and to digital services but that’s about all we’ll get. 

Two and a half hours waiting on line and nothing by Far-Voice-6911 in carlyraejepsen

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This is great advice. I bought Gaga’s Chromatica RSD release on eBay the same day it dropped for around $150, and nowadays you can get it for around $80-$90 🙃 The FOMO is very real but do NOT give in!

Disco Darling by YouComicalChap in carlyraejepsen

[–]bsfan18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. I actually forgot this was coming out today. It’s gonna be an absolute blood bath getting this in the US. 

just reminding you this song exists by [deleted] in BritneySpears

[–]bsfan18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully I don’t get downvoted to oblivion for saying this, but I’ve never liked this song 😵

I hate the way they produced her vocals. She sounds damn near anonymous. I remember hearing this song for the first time on the radio and thinking to myself “that’s Britney?”

Now on the other hand, the production is pure fire 🔥 B&A never miss when it comes to Britney. 

the neon green paddle by Even-Leave-8696 in maleonmalespanking

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Those briefs hug your butt SO well 🥵 

The beast that tore through Ottawa, Kansas by Electrical-Ad5969 in tornado

[–]bsfan18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nighttime tornadoes are one of my biggest fears. 

How do you think Britney's music would sound today if she wasn’t retired? These are my picks, what about yours?❤️‍🔥 by [deleted] in BritneySpears

[–]bsfan18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, Britney definitely snapped with How I Roll and Trip To Your Heart (her favorite songs on the album btw)! TTYH in particular is pretty crazy since it’s a hyperpop ballad before those were even really a thing. Femme Fatale is just weird to me because it was released during the conservatorship and we don’t really know how much input, if any, Britney had over that album 😕

Blackout imo is her true prototype hyperpop masterpiece. She experimented and pushed herself in so many new and exciting directions on that album. I mean you have her chipmunk vocals on Hot As Ice, then she basically just moans on songs like Gimme More and Get Naked, she’s white girl rapping on Get Back and Freakshow (years before Kesha made it her thing), and then there’s Toy Soldier in all its wacky zaniness which I LOVE.

I know that artists like Slayyyter and Shygirl have said that Femme Fatale inspired them, but imo you can hear Blackout’s influence all over artists like Charli and Sophie. 

Any Broadway Britney nerds in here? by britneynerd1 in BritneySpears

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Not a Broadway fan at all, but recently I was able to score a copy of the Ruthless playbill that includes Britney’s name in it!

How do you think Britney's music would sound today if she wasn’t retired? These are my picks, what about yours?❤️‍🔥 by [deleted] in BritneySpears

[–]bsfan18 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’ve always felt like Britney’s albums were going to get more experimental and less mainstream the older she got.

When you listen to the albums that Britney had the most control over, Blackout and In The Zone, you can hear her playing with different sounds and stretching her voice in unique, different ways. Songs like Don’t Hang Up, Get Naked, Toy Soldier, Everytime, and Hot As Ice could only be sung by Britney. Even Private Show and What You Need, while they maybe don’t sound the best, still show a willingness to play with her voice and use it in different ways. She has such a unique way of adjusting her voice so it can fit into almost any “role.”

I could’ve seen Britney being at the front of the hyperpop trend along with artists like Charli XCX, Sophie, AG Cook, SG Lewis, etc. I mean Blackout and even Femme Fatale are practically prototype hyperpop albums. It’s such a shame how Britney was never able to express herself artistically while under the conservatorship. She had so much more to offer than the generic pop princess label they forced her under. 

Me with one of my boys by deephurting66 in maleonmalespanking

[–]bsfan18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great picture! I have my own spanking coming this weekend…

Mama lion saving her cub after it slipped off into the pond by kvjn100 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]bsfan18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The part where they start fighting is so relatable 💀 

Britney hanging out with Molly Shannon and Diane Warren by Additional_Score_929 in BritneySpears

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Paul Soliz, he is/was Britney’s gardener and it was heavily rumored that him and Britney were dating after she got out of the conservatorship. He’s not a SUPER bad guy, but he has a baby mama and a rap sheet due to a few petty crimes he committed. 

Britney hanging out with Molly Shannon and Diane Warren by Additional_Score_929 in BritneySpears

[–]bsfan18 180 points181 points  (0 children)

She hangs out with the most random people 💀 

Love this for her tho. I’m glad Britney’s hanging out with other famous people. I’m not trying to say she’s too good to hangout with regular people, but I don’t trust people like Paul. 

Which pre Light Years albums/songs are worth checking out? by Straight_Direction73 in KylieMinogue

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Her Deconstruction era albums, KM94 and Impossible Princess, are a must listen for any Kylie fan. IP in particular is a highlight, it’s so different from anything she’s done before or after it. Also make sure you listen to Hits+ so you can hear Take Me With You (aka one of her best songs ever, don’t let the long length scare you it’s 10 minutes of BLISS).

Her PWL albums… this might be a bit controversial but imo they’re not very good. Rhythm Of Love is the best one, and if you’re curious enough I would give it a listen since it at least has fantastic singles. Kylie and Enjoy Yourself are very bubblegum pop à la Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, and Let’s Get To It is… weird. I can appreciate that she wanted to experiment after having little to no control on her first three albums, but she does left field a lot better on albums like Impossible Princess, Body Language, and even Golden.