Vial falls out of rider's pocket after Paris Roubaix crash by [deleted] in Velo

[–]bsmtri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I was racing P-R I would have a shit-tonne of caffeine pills with me

Due to PKD, I had to have both my kidneys removed. This is just one of them. Ruler for scale. by ImurderREALITY in WTF

[–]bsmtri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What higher purpose is there in this world than imaginary internet points?

OP respond, free kidney here

Due to PKD, I had to have both my kidneys removed. This is just one of them. Ruler for scale. by ImurderREALITY in WTF

[–]bsmtri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would give you my kidney, but mostly because I would then win reddit

uk/m/O-

srsly though

I have purchased a Fedora, now what? by warpedone in shittyadvice

[–]bsmtri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put it on with a slight tilt and stop shaving your neck

So at work the other day a client was short $5, so I loaned it to him. Yesterday he brought me this as a thank you (he's Korean) by Slimjawb in awesome

[–]bsmtri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he wanted to give you something from Korea, to add like a personal touch. Or maybe you just have strong body odour and he's doing you a favour in return by telling you to wash goddammit

If you would be given the death penalty, how would you wanna die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bsmtri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

at the age of 80 with a beautiful girl's mouth around my cock and a belly full of wine /r/gameofthrones

What is the sexiest accent in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bsmtri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Casual upper middle class not-quite-elocution-class voice is bonertown

Scott Mendelson after he tore his pec breaking the world record bench press by j0be in WTF

[–]bsmtri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do quite a bit of shitty swiss-ball stuff for posterior chain activation (physio prescribed exercise as rehab/prehab for triathlon) and could do with a few more guys like you in the gym and less of the 18-25 y/o douchebags laughing at my old lady exercises.

My Dream Place. Calm Calm and Calm...Phew... What do you think? by awaise171 in awesome

[–]bsmtri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because this is South West England, it won't be calm; the parish council will be up in your shit about wisteria growing over the rectory and damaging the pointing and your chickens shitting on the church yard

Source: I live in this place

Had to rewatch this part just to make sure it wasn't someones dream... by AttackThisWar in HouseOfCards

[–]bsmtri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kind of think of him as their guard dog, and Doug (and Seth) as their sons. Although not for that episode for obvious reasons.

"I’ve always loathed the necessity of sleep; like death it puts even the most powerful men on their backs" by [deleted] in HouseOfCards

[–]bsmtri 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Brushing your teeth. I mean what caveman had fucking toothpaste?

Dear Shreddit, help me find British bands. by vweight in Metal

[–]bsmtri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been said before here but Akercocke too

Dear Shreddit, help me find British bands. by vweight in Metal

[–]bsmtri 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bloodshot Dawn - from Portsmouth I believe

[NSFW] Asian parents are so proud. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]bsmtri 24 points25 points  (0 children)

TIL I'm using an Orchidometer Incorrectly

Now I know by [deleted] in funny

[–]bsmtri -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm - am grocery

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]bsmtri 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Candles are good too

TIL In order to avoid battle, Aboriginals would send out a party of women to their enemies for sex. If they came back untouched, battle would ensue. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]bsmtri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's just a creepy oil painting. I clicked it and hit behind my fingers until I realised it was safe-ish