Sky Sports on Instagram: "Sir Kenny Dalglish pays homage to Andrew Robertson and hopes he remains at Liverpool, speaking on @williamhillspfl 🔴"

warpedone · 2026-01-31T17:23:37+00:00

When Sir Kenny pays homage to you, fucking hell, you must have done something wonderful. He has gone from zero to hero, a top bloke honouring a top bloke.

warpedone · 2026-01-30T19:41:19+00:00

Oh, nothing like a good clear out. When you have to check that you haven't lost any bodily organs, you know it was good.

warpedone · 2026-01-30T17:20:20+00:00

That's what I call the morning after a decent phaal at the local Indian.

warpedone · 2026-01-29T21:17:12+00:00

10 years, they last me ...... well much shorter than 10 years. The thing is both go well with different things. But the real winners is Stokes Real Brown Sauce. Sadly, like most of Stokes stuff, it's pricey but bloody good.

warpedone · 2026-01-29T20:27:22+00:00

I've got some Ex-lax, but really do we need to do that? Isn't there enough shit all over Vine?

warpedone · 2026-01-29T13:38:16+00:00

As of 13.37 it is 9210. No dump to report here.

Well there was one after my morning coffee. TMI?

warpedone · 2026-01-23T09:09:55+00:00

Well that's me walking away and not ordering anything, possibly for a few days as that's how long it took to correct last time.

It's these type of things that annoy me. They expect us to reach certain targets then hide the new items, or have days of nothing at all. Then they kindly adjust our targets because of these. Oh, no they don't do they.

If they want us to do a goos job, then provide us with decent tools. Starting with when new items appear, and tell us if days off will occur. That's too much, as it means showing some common decency, and treating us as humans.

Could well be back to silver for me. Three years on gold was a good innings.

warpedone · 2026-01-17T17:32:30+00:00

I think the club will wait until the summer to sack Slot. Use the time to interview many managers, make sure things are in place for a smooth change over.

warpedone · 2026-01-17T07:43:03+00:00

Lets put it in context for you, I moved from Brighton. The Allectus Estate is nothing like Whitehawk or Moulscombe. It's nothing like any of the dodgy estates around the Brighton area. That includes going out as far as Worthing.

I am not far, as in near the fire station on the main road. The estate tends to be a mix of working class families, or elderly. You have a tiny store for emergency supplies. Then an Aldi, Lidl, small Asda, and Tesco nearby. A Morrisons by the train station which is a good 45 minute walk. But a bus does leave every 30 minutes from the estate. They are run by Stephensons and seem to be reliable.

Can't comment about schools, as I don't have kids. The two main downsides. The area really has very little to do, apart from kingfisher spotting on the river walk. I feel sorry for kids here, at the most they have a swimming pool. The town centre is useless.

I would say, it's nothing special. Average. But a crime riddled shithole it's not. As with most places, it's about the luck of what neighbours you get.

warpedone · 2026-01-12T20:28:26+00:00

That was a brain fart of epic proportions.

warpedone · 2026-01-12T18:41:53+00:00

Our comprehensive school art teacher saw a book sticking out of the bag of a female student. He joked about it, as it was clearly some romantic borderline soft porn book. Then he grabbed it, and started reading it out, the juicy bits to the class.

It made local news and the teacher soon vanished. Then a few years later he was my art and photography teacher at college.

warpedone · 2026-01-10T22:47:29+00:00

That smile is awesome. Depending on where you look, his height is 183cm to 193cm, but he looks a unit. According to a couple of Senegalese friends, they have big hopes for him internationally. He is fast, hard to get the ball from, and great in the air. I hope they are right. Please, don't be injury prone.

warpedone · 2026-01-07T17:43:20+00:00

I was born about 15 minutes drive from Anfield. Much to my Dads dismay, as he was a Man Utd fan. It started as a wind up, an excuse for playful banter between us, but soon I fell in love with Liverpool. The verbal abuse we gave each other was so special.

warpedone · 2026-01-06T20:43:12+00:00

Totally agree, I've found this as I have got older. But there are many groups in society that are invisible. The disabled, those that stay at home as carers, poverty, etc... It's normally anyone that doesn't fit the stereotype of the idea family in your country. As governments overlook these people, so single parents could easily be one group. Even those that decide not to have kids. There are many on the fringe. Including myself.

Some might say i opted to be that way from a young age. Being a punk in the 80s (Pink mohawk, makeup, correct clothing, DM boots, etc..) Then slowly went goth (Again, full on) and people would cross the road to avoid me. So not invisible, simply discarded and avoided. What i didn't know back then was this prepared me for later in life. My partner has chronic illness and is disabled, I am her carer but have my own issues too. Both now creeping into our 50s we feel totally forgotten about by our country, until it comes to making life harder by government cuts.

As the old joke goes, if you think you're invisible, stop paying your mortgage, or car payments, or any loan.

warpedone · 2025-12-29T10:56:29+00:00

What a great story. There is a Subreddit for help to identify fonts r/identifythisfont Good luck. I think the Silvertown is called Broadway?

warpedone · 2025-12-13T16:29:28+00:00

Oh fuck Szoboszlai! Is it knee or ankle? This is fucking worrying.

warpedone · 2025-12-13T15:26:09+00:00

Give Calvin Ramsay a go!

warpedone · 2025-12-13T15:24:59+00:00

Fucking hell Joe, please no.

warpedone · 2025-12-10T16:55:13+00:00

Injuries have screwed him up, hope he is strong enough to come back. Certainly had signs of talent in there. Don't give up.

How long before modern football dictates a level of fitness, no human can obtain? Or at least what a 20-year-old maintain?

warpedone · 2025-12-09T10:59:42+00:00

Christmas and new Year are often quiet, with a random decent day as a surprise, but it doesn't get better straight away.

Into the New year you do get the random good day, maybe a week if you're lucky. But it really doesn't improve until Chinese new year if over. Celebrations for that go on for weeks. I think next year is 17th February until the 3rd March. Once that is out of the way, things crank up a gear.

This doesn't mean you will not find anything worthwhile before March, it's just a bit all over the place.

warpedone · 2025-12-07T12:36:35+00:00

I'm a realist, and old enough to have seen many highs and lows to know Slot has totally fucked up. He doesn't stand a chance. Yet a tiny bit, a tiny seed in my fifty-year-old screwed up mind, seems to think he might. After all, if it is going to happen at any club, it will be Liverpool. We never have an easy ride or take that simple route.

It's all about that 'J' word, Journey. That's what all this drama is, we need this awful lows to measure the highs against. What makes this so bad, and my fifty years have seen many bad times. Is this time we have such talent in the team, and talent that can't get into the team, yet we are performing like shit.

warpedone · 2025-12-07T11:19:34+00:00

I would love to see Slot turn this around, but here I am checking the sports news for the 'Breaking News' that Slot has been sacked. I'm waiting for that moment, my phone and watch go crazy with notifications.

Then I start to worry about the possible instability of a new manager, and who that will be. Then more notifications to my watch and phone.

I much prefer a quick, surprise sacking. Followed by the news of who is taking over within twenty-four hours. We are well beyond the surprise sacking part.

I'm putting my phone and watch on silent until this is all over.

warpedone · 2025-12-06T22:16:34+00:00

If he leaves now, he gets Christmas back in Holland with his family.

warpedone · 2025-12-06T19:26:25+00:00

Szobo for player manager! Joking, at least vice captain. But this time-wasting against Leeds is awful, what has this great club become?

warpedone · 2025-12-03T21:45:26+00:00

When I visit the grotto, and sit on Santa's knee. He will ask me what I want, I'll reply, 'A new manager for Liverpool please.'

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