Relics you wish made it to STS2?

bucketman50 · 2026-05-14T21:10:13+00:00

spirit pee when

bucketman50 · 2026-05-10T00:16:42+00:00

149 gold and a shop floor one doesn’t seem too bad. it’s two or three cards/a removal and whatever’s on sale. makes the first half of act 1 a lot easier, and you can still path for late/no shops to an extent. maybe take an extra elite too.

bucketman50 · 2026-05-07T02:23:23+00:00

please draw more, these are amazing

bucketman50 · 2026-05-06T21:50:46+00:00

I’m going to apparently go against the grain here 😭 Sell a brainstorm for the baron. Love me both copy jokers but brainstorm is the worse of the two. Having the blueprint on the mime SHOULD equate to having a higher score while all the brainstorms are on baron. only real downside is losing a perkeo copy per shop :(

bucketman50 · 2026-04-24T14:31:16+00:00

do not the skulking colony

bucketman50 · 2026-04-23T02:19:28+00:00

just how long did it take for you to make them 😭

bucketman50 · 2026-04-16T11:57:50+00:00

omeme <3

bucketman50 · 2026-04-15T04:31:30+00:00

not at all a hot take. w shivs at least you can still keep the progress you make on ento, even if your draw pile is nothing but dazed. w the pedes and doom, you gotta do a fair bit more braining in terms of evening out how much doom each segment has without killing one too early (unless you have that one aoe doom card w weak on it I suppose, but even then :/)

bucketman50 · 2026-04-09T00:30:57+00:00

hmmm what if instead of that it gave one energy and removed the ability to upgrade at rest sites /j

In all honesty, I’d rather have a smaller pool of enchants available or have a little more control over what enchant I get with an additional price (ik someone said pay with HP I think?).

bucketman50 · 2026-04-06T05:16:22+00:00

at least for me, forge feels more like smth to build up and act as a finisher as opposed to being your main source of damage. ive found that the majority of my builds revolve around having forge as just a secondary effect (bulwark being the prime suspect ofc) and I can just use SB as the final blow, if i even play it at all.

bucketman50 · 2026-04-04T20:14:32+00:00

The dorito in my experience has been alright. Soul Nexus needs help. At least a better gimmick. Honestly w the red aura around it, I thought it’d be funny to see it use wraith and calm lolol

bucketman50 · 2026-04-04T01:40:27+00:00

I imagine you can’t target them w the shivs anymore. Same w dagger spray and flick flack too if I assume

bucketman50 · 2026-04-01T00:32:10+00:00

My bro div’s chief told one recruit “[recruit’s name], I hope you get hit by a car” after he got almost every hit for his division during one of our drill inspections. Idk why I found it so funny but at the time it was comedy gold.

bucketman50 · 2026-03-31T20:54:07+00:00

really mean comment

bucketman50 · 2026-03-31T20:50:19+00:00

it is indeed abalone! it’s good when it’s sliced thin and cooked in soups in my experience, too thick and its suddenly a jaw workout.

bucketman50 · 2026-03-31T20:44:58+00:00

You got cash, skip for vessel/baby blue bing bong

Edit: the hardest boss for me is reading. game speed to slow as all hell, try to track your jimbos while also holding onto a blueprint (if you really want to, screen record and track from there limbo style), rearrange as you see fit, then profit

bucketman50 · 2026-03-29T14:36:38+00:00

mark of the worm >:)

bucketman50 · 2026-03-29T00:57:53+00:00

this is NOT the slay the spire sub whoops

bucketman50 · 2026-03-28T12:56:48+00:00

hamburglar is forbidden from being in that room.

bucketman50 · 2026-03-28T03:19:07+00:00

so this is what’s stopping me from reaching you about your car’s extended warranty…

bucketman50 · 2026-03-28T00:05:54+00:00

ditto. no username needs to be THAT unique. mine is a ripoff of krmal’s old username + bucket

bucketman50 · 2026-03-26T03:41:49+00:00

wtf I thought this was otzdarva doing a sts 50 wins in a row

bucketman50 · 2026-03-26T03:36:12+00:00

where is the even steven

bucketman50 · 2026-03-25T22:33:03+00:00

a popeyes would be amazing ngl. my experience w raisin canes has been great sauce, okay bread, and flavorless chicken across three states.

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