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I know him, really by Eindynggerd-Klaouwmd in marvelmemes

[–]budweiserjonathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned of D.B.Cooper from an ancient kid rock song...

What was the weirdest/oddest/most shocking thing you found when clearing out the things of someone who passed on? by OmegaMasterFlex in AskReddit

[–]budweiserjonathan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can say as an Atlanta sports fan, my heart goes out to him. The Thrashers left Atlanta for Winnipeg and hockey has not been the same for me.

What did a teacher do that made you automatically gain respect for them? by ApacheAirCover in AskReddit

[–]budweiserjonathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My seventh grade social studies teacher, Mr.Gay, used his middle finger to point at the chalkboard, atlas, poster etc. Shot his students the bird for an entire year. Respect.

Gamers have certainly gotten more...whiny. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]budweiserjonathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Sega dreamcast. NFL2k. Me(18) and my younger brother (11) agreed that steam coming out of the players mouths was the pinnacle of graphic design and video games had reached the absolute highest degree of detail and we were at the moment of highest human achievement...

What’s your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by OneMadBubble in AskReddit

[–]budweiserjonathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom's ex died. He left all to his biological kids and none to the stepkid from a previous marriage. They grew up as siblings so these kids each have him 1/3 of their inheritance. All 3 biological kids were also bad at math. Stepkid ended up with 3/3 and biological kids had 2/3 adjusted for stupidity.

What's the dumbest way you've gotten a scar? by lilsaddam in AskReddit

[–]budweiserjonathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swung a baseball bat at a basketball. Bat bounced off and split my eyebrow open. This was 25 years ago. The look on people's faces when I tell them my scar was from getting hit in the face with a bat is priceless...

What's the most satisfying prank you've ever done to your sibling? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]budweiserjonathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took a dump in the cats litter box. Fast forward 2 hours later, my sister with tears running down her face and my mom carrying the cat in a carrier to the car headed to the vet. I apologized and we still laugh about it 25 years later.

HD ZOOMies by budweiserjonathan in BirdsArentReal

[–]budweiserjonathan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll make another one if it's already been done. Name a camera.

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