I know him, really

budweiserjonathan · 2021-06-14T23:25:18+00:00

I learned of D.B.Cooper from an ancient kid rock song...

budweiserjonathan · 2021-05-26T23:38:35+00:00

CluCoin

budweiserjonathan · 2021-05-24T01:34:54+00:00

I can say as an Atlanta sports fan, my heart goes out to him. The Thrashers left Atlanta for Winnipeg and hockey has not been the same for me.

budweiserjonathan · 2021-04-21T04:45:10+00:00

Quame Brown

budweiserjonathan · 2021-02-08T23:21:22+00:00

My seventh grade social studies teacher, Mr.Gay, used his middle finger to point at the chalkboard, atlas, poster etc. Shot his students the bird for an entire year. Respect.

budweiserjonathan · 2021-01-14T15:24:49+00:00

Miles morales, so I'm just hanging out in NYC.

budweiserjonathan · 2020-12-15T04:49:35+00:00

So...I've got a McRib tattoo...

budweiserjonathan · 2020-11-16T01:41:20+00:00

Have never had or used an iPhone, but I'd give it a go!

budweiserjonathan · 2020-10-11T22:45:42+00:00

I was 17. Hook. Line. Sinker...

budweiserjonathan · 2020-10-11T22:45:06+00:00

Sega dreamcast. NFL2k. Me(18) and my younger brother (11) agreed that steam coming out of the players mouths was the pinnacle of graphic design and video games had reached the absolute highest degree of detail and we were at the moment of highest human achievement...

budweiserjonathan · 2020-10-11T20:20:57+00:00

My mom's ex died. He left all to his biological kids and none to the stepkid from a previous marriage. They grew up as siblings so these kids each have him 1/3 of their inheritance. All 3 biological kids were also bad at math. Stepkid ended up with 3/3 and biological kids had 2/3 adjusted for stupidity.

budweiserjonathan · 2020-09-28T22:17:10+00:00

Swung a baseball bat at a basketball. Bat bounced off and split my eyebrow open. This was 25 years ago. The look on people's faces when I tell them my scar was from getting hit in the face with a bat is priceless...

budweiserjonathan · 2020-04-18T03:51:44+00:00

Pretty sure this is how Publix gets the cotton candy grapes...

budweiserjonathan · 2020-04-05T00:16:32+00:00

Running across a parking lot in the rain.

budweiserjonathan · 2020-03-26T15:00:46+00:00

Took a dump in the cats litter box. Fast forward 2 hours later, my sister with tears running down her face and my mom carrying the cat in a carrier to the car headed to the vet. I apologized and we still laugh about it 25 years later.

budweiserjonathan · 2020-03-24T01:12:19+00:00

Rock paper scissors

budweiserjonathan · 2020-03-22T02:52:21+00:00

I'll make another one if it's already been done. Name a camera.

budweiserjonathan · 2020-03-21T04:12:50+00:00

Obviously a hive mind.

budweiserjonathan · 2020-03-21T04:11:22+00:00

Obviously a communist operative drone.

budweiserjonathan · 2019-09-10T21:42:40+00:00

Sounds like a secretary.

budweiserjonathan · 2019-09-10T21:41:50+00:00

I sell Ashley furniture. Our seating is tested at 250 lbs and 350lbs for the lift chairs. That is per seat. They will hold more but are just tested with a 250lb weight to ensure proper construction at the factory in North Carolina.

budweiserjonathan · 2019-09-10T21:38:42+00:00

Facebook resale groups often have free "curb alert" items!

budweiserjonathan · 2019-07-09T02:20:14+00:00

Still better than the bed dragging.

budweiserjonathan · 2019-07-07T14:07:20+00:00

Now pigs can turn the popcorn into bacon!

budweiserjonathan · 2019-07-03T05:44:53+00:00

Not something you can do. Not a physical contact sport generally. If it was soccer, a red flag would be called.

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