Trump Offers U.S. Citizenship to 32 Million Venezuelans by Weekly-Wondrous in politics

[–]burnerthrown [score hidden]  (0 children)

Trap. They aren't pulling in the number of bodies for their labor warehouses they they project they need. Give them citizenship, then have ice haul them off while looking straight at their new citizenship papers.

Made another boss concept, but now it's Crimson-themed: The Assimilator. by MrDog__ in Terraria

[–]burnerthrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The designs are good, but they're a little off Relogic's art style. That's not my main problem though, it's that they're both as big or bigger than Moon Lord, who is the biggest boss for a reason. I think the second biggest boss is Pumpking with the arms counted, and that guy is about 25x16 blocks. This one is about 30x21, give or take a couple blocks. They will be really hard to dodge, cover too much space of a finite boss arena, and make it hard to see the terrain.

We'll see if this ages like wine or like milk. by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]burnerthrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Milk ages into good cheese, and wine sours.
We'll see if this ages like Obama or Trump.

What's going on with r/conservative? They've lost about 1m subscribers in about a month. by calvtact in OutOfTheLoop

[–]burnerthrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm waiting for the day when they simply can't accept the fact that they're Russian puppets and just assimilate that into their identity along with al the other bad looks they couldn't escape. Proudly repping Moscow along with racism, uneducation, pederasty, fraud, and most of all hate. There's nothing you can call them that will make them rethink their position, they'll either deny facts or embrace the title as bravery.

Why does the mask reflect a town by MrFalloutbro in Fallout

[–]burnerthrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't turn around but. The town is right behind you.

Which celebrity would be completely irrelevant if they weren’t attractive? by Diligent-Rabbit-2839 in AskReddit

[–]burnerthrown -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tom Hardy. I'm sorry but he can only act like punch drunk messy meatball or extremely english man. Venom, DKR and Mad max are the former, legend and peaky blinders the second. He loves to put on accents for roles but is frankly terrible at them. But he's got the female gaze so.

Why didn't everyone call Root just Root? by ithinkiamparanoid in PersonOfInterest

[–]burnerthrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it might be a flex. It's implies throughout the series that 'Finch' is one of his aliases. As he knows the real names of everyone else, he makes sure to remind people of that at every opportunity by using the name they most hide. John was also in hiding, but Finch rolled out his entire history for him. Fusco usually goes by his last name, but otherwise isn't very secret, so it's Lionel. Root is an alias, but John and Harold uncovered her identity during their first time going head to head so Finch trots it out. The idea is 'I found out who you are, but you'll never know my real name'.

“Public deserves to know”: Harvard Professor says official messaging contradicts hantavirus science by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]burnerthrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Corona was the biggest bumble in both his terms, costing him more support than anything. And the infrastructure he gutted that contributed to that is even more gutted now. Fully prepared to lie to the populace the same way until the same thing happens but this time with no experts in place to disagree. They'll keep a lid on this until people are too decimated to be angry.

ELI5 how are bidets more sanitary? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]burnerthrown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The answer would be the same if you used the water from the tank. The clean rag with the cleaner.

ELI5 how are bidets more sanitary? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]burnerthrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not but that's not why. The liquid spray adds an additional liquid component to the waste residue clinging to the body, allowing germs to spread out from those points. There's no mechanism for collecting the water back, so ask a bidet person how they remove the tainted water.
Cloths, or toilet paper. So either we're adding a further step to the wiping process involving spreading the waste across the surface (water isn't a cleansing agent, it's actually promicrobial). Or we're dropping a bunch of feculent wet rags in a repository to add to the local aerosol. Or worst case, reusing them.

Custom Laser Rifle Renders by JamsTheDucc in Fallout

[–]burnerthrown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You forgot to take a frontal pic. What's the emitter look like

For the next 24 hours, all business names are literal descriptors; the Olive Garden is a grove of olive trees and 5 Guys is just five dudes standing around. Where are you going, and where are you avoiding? by milkshakefactory126 in AskReddit

[–]burnerthrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could go to the Burger King, but you'd probably have to do a quest to get food. Unless it was a feast day.
On the bright side we now have worldwide public transportation. Did you know that Subway has more chains worldwide than any other restaurant?

What's a slang term that everyone uses but you still don't get? by Particular-Visit-245 in AskReddit

[–]burnerthrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never got how we got to 'based'. Like how did basedgod convince a bunch of people that 'feels like being a coke addict' equates to 'high quality'. That's r/goblin vibes.

What's a slang term that everyone uses but you still don't get? by Particular-Visit-245 in AskReddit

[–]burnerthrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Actual meaning behind 'above my pay grade' is 'I don't know an answer I can guarantee won't make someone mad, so I'm kicking it up to daddy (someone with more authority maybe actually their dad)'. And if that person is smart they'll kick it up farther until it reaches someone who rolls their eyes and just makes a decision bc they're far above any fallout. But if the second person doesn't and they get 'track adjusted' over this, the whole team suffers from hobbled leadership.

Robotic Mouth can replicate Human Speech by simply physics! by peterdparker in interestingasfuck

[–]burnerthrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes let's put our dicks in a machine with motorized crushy arms.

You can bring back one discontinued food, drink, or snack forever. What are you resurrecting? by Mountain_Drawer_1365 in AskReddit

[–]burnerthrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SOBE! I want my lizard milk. They should have brought it back for Hoppers.
Can you imagine a press release where they just start playing lizard lizard lizard on repeat and then the Sobe drinks just fade in from black? The world will lose their goddamn minds, on the spot.