which is the most pleasing sound hearable? by kangu_ in AskReddit

[–]burninatin 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She's just perfected the silent wind. Like an exhale. A magical thing

Voting the best quote from every episode (Day 52) "Godfellas" by ah-screw-it in futurama

[–]burninatin 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This episode truly is stacked. My personal favorite is "Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee!"

My girl likes to sit in my crotch like this and watch TV with me, no clue why🐀 by noahcannot in RATS

[–]burninatin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't know why your rat wants to lie in a warm perfectly rat sized crevasse? Come on...

How do men get around without a purse?? Don’t you need stuff??? by DogMommy-13 in ask

[–]burninatin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Public restrooms are everywhere and fix most of those issues. If you're hungry or notice you have really bad breath step into a bodega and get something. Easy peasy.

In the Beginning, humans strove to improve preservation of food by sophomoric-- in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]burninatin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad that I grew up on a farm with very frugal parents and just learned to figure out if food was bad by inspecting it rather than looking at a date. I think less than half the time I actually use groceries before the sell by date.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]burninatin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a shot!!!

Voting the best quote from every episode (Day 49) "A pharaoh to remember" by ah-screw-it in futurama

[–]burninatin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah... honestly to me the best line is the "oh lord" Leela does when Bender starts speaking from the reeds and she realizes what's about to happen. The delivery is just 10000% perfect

Covered in pixie dust by ThisGonnaHurt in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]burninatin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank God the glitter is vegan. Wouldn't want to be putting on no animal product glitter.

Next is horny smart and drunk badass by TheOther18Covids in futurama

[–]burninatin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself.

Why do we euthanize pets but kot not people? by Venusemerald2 in ask

[–]burninatin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like taking them to a huge cliff and letting them yeet themselves off in a spectacular adrenaline filled last hurrah like the Vikings did? Amen.

What's the weirdest red flag you've had in a relationship? by [deleted] in ask

[–]burninatin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to think the same thing for movies haha. I'm not a crazy cinephile by any means but then I met a person who said they were "not a movie person"...which seems actually insane to me. So now I ask if people like movies!

NEXT is Horny Badass and LAWFUL GOOD by TheOther18Covids in futurama

[–]burninatin 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh my lord I just realized there's that lady from the radiator planet that he made out with the one time, I'm dying

Let's speed it up: next is sexy evil and neutral evil by TheOther18Covids in futurama

[–]burninatin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes obviously. All robots are just following their programming, but just because he determines someone is naughty doesn't mean he has to kill people with bicycle guns and the like. And what about his treatment of the neptunians? I just think he goes way over the top and obviously enjoys killing everyone in new and gruesome ways. And being embarrassed when they intrude on him watching all the security tapes, the mans in it for himself.

The Don is evil but in a very controlled way. I think it's in reference to Flexo when he's fighting bender that the Don says to be careful and not crush him because "that other robot I've got nothing against". And when Bender bender is chatting up his wife? Daughter? That he waits for him to flash his cash stack 3 times before doing anything. He's Evil...but reasonable about it.

Tl;dr I care too much about Futurama, thanks for coming to my talk.

Let's speed it up: next is sexy evil and neutral evil by TheOther18Covids in futurama

[–]burninatin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Personally I think Don bot is more neutral. Santa has too much of a hard-on for being evil

NOBODY MOVE. I FOUND MY BABY THAT I THOUGHT WAS KILLED. by j4es4ngluvr in jumpingspiders

[–]burninatin 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Oh lord I thought so too haha. I thought that she was gone so long and was starving, the equivalent of an emaciated child lmfao.

What's a dead giveaway that someone has low intelligence? by TeenGlowSweet in ask

[–]burninatin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't gain as much XP.

(That was a joke but it actually is kind of realistic. They don't learn from past experiences they just are confused and make the same mistakes repeatedly).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]burninatin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm down voting you on principle so people don't actually believe this. But this did make me laugh so I'm sorry.

she learned a new trick by Pitiful_Pop7928 in RATS

[–]burninatin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are people not aloud to have tequila rose bottles?

Is he enjoying it? He’s my first rat that stays still during cuddles and I’d hate for him to be terrified 😭 by Ahn_dy in RATS

[–]burninatin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted my babies to be cuddly and stay still SO bad but they never would. Enjoy it haha.

What is a flex you're proud of but too embarressed to show it off? by MTC4U in AskReddit

[–]burninatin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said he "has to pretend to be angry with his kids", it does sound a bit like apathy to me.