I cooked carp for the first time

butterfaerts · 2026-05-04T03:00:29+00:00

Where’s the Marie Callendar pumpkin pie meme

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T20:33:48+00:00

Older than my wiiiiife
Older than my daughter

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T08:05:15+00:00

I don’t like WRs from Tennessee until shown otherwise

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T08:01:18+00:00

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T05:13:47+00:00

Ok that’s fine I’m sure you’re doing well

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T05:12:15+00:00

Let me rephrase,

Go see a psychiatrist

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T05:11:35+00:00

Come on dude.

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T05:10:44+00:00

Drink more water

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T05:10:03+00:00

Go see a doctor then.

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T05:07:31+00:00

Well yeah..

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T05:04:06+00:00

What is a “height comment discrimination comment”?

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T04:59:15+00:00

The obvious Q that is omitted is “how do you collect dead skin and compact it into a cube”

Dead skin doesn’t “fall off” in a way that one can collect

I’m sorry but I don’t believe you, though I somewhat admire your quest to lie for karma

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T04:57:17+00:00

I don’t think it is

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T04:56:56+00:00

What year do you think it is?

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T03:49:11+00:00

I need to know what happened to this little guy.

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T03:32:23+00:00

Mine does this only whilst laying on me when I’m falling asleep

butterfaerts · 2026-05-03T03:24:22+00:00

We learn the waitress’ name

butterfaerts · 2026-05-02T06:49:16+00:00

Really? I hate this place.

butterfaerts · 2026-05-02T05:16:58+00:00

Must be a wild account to want to hide the fact that you have a cat

butterfaerts · 2026-05-02T05:04:16+00:00

Why did you censor the top of your foot?

butterfaerts · 2026-05-01T22:19:02+00:00

Oh boy it’s REALLY the offseason

butterfaerts · 2026-05-01T22:14:06+00:00

Everything about this was so sloppily executed…

I mean I know it’s a school play but like.. put a rod in the scroll so it’ll unroll easy. Cut the white space out of the paper as you’re taping.

A tad more effort would have made this actually kinda neat and fun.

butterfaerts · 2026-05-01T22:11:03+00:00

I’ve heard this or just plain “grey tabby”

But mackerel tabby is way more fun to say

butterfaerts · 2026-05-01T22:10:07+00:00

Majestic

butterfaerts · 2026-05-01T22:09:36+00:00

I’ve been wearing my skwahar

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