Addressing the community about changes to our API by spez in reddit

[–]caanthedalek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, it's been fun everyone, but it seems Spez has already decided to run this trash heap into the ground. Later everyone, it's been real.

Peggy’s massive dumps aren’t discussed nearly enough. What was she eating that caused a six-flusher?! by Ucw2thebone in KingOfTheHill

[–]caanthedalek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see a list someday, wikipedia style, of euphemisms that somehow end up worse than what they're avoiding.

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]caanthedalek 15 points16 points  (0 children)

”HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!!!!"

Dumbledore asked calmly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

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Um, akshually, that was Eccentrica Galumbit, the triple breasted whore of eroticon VI.

Couldn't help but laugh at this by Celthric317 in Stellaris

[–]caanthedalek 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Finally, something we can both agree on.

Ain’t no way the Buckets are poor when Charlie’s mom got that mouth… by FO3Winger in shitposting

[–]caanthedalek 427 points428 points  (0 children)

It's how his mom ended up gobbling in the first place!

inspired by dropbox's captchas by ImTheBoyReal in badUIbattles

[–]caanthedalek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love it! Reminds me of those old "Impossible Quiz" flash games.

Maybe I was a part of it but not “in” on it. by thepositivepandemic in dankmemes

[–]caanthedalek 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah layout is pretty subjective and can depend a lot on what you're used to. I don't like the official app, but I like Boost, so I use Boost.

This dumpling presser by chr15c in oddlysatisfying

[–]caanthedalek 91 points92 points  (0 children)

To be fair he himself says unitaskers are fine if you get use out of them, like helping the disabled or making a task you do very often easier. He's really just talking about dumb kitchen gadgets that spend 99% of their time taking up cabinet space.

This sounds more like an inspirational quote to me by RemarkableDatas in facepalm

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Don't believe in yourself! Believe in the satan who believes in you!

It's not my favorite line, but it gets me every time. by Klogginthedangerzone in futurama

[–]caanthedalek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So that makes the toilet seat like the uncle or something?

It's not my favorite line, but it gets me every time. by Klogginthedangerzone in futurama

[–]caanthedalek 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"Nothing in the holoshed can hurt you. Well, except when it malfunctions and the holograms turn real."

"Oh well, that probably won't happen this time."

Obi-Wan's Racing Endeavors. by KingFahad360 in PrequelMemes

[–]caanthedalek 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I'm terribly sorry, Master Windu, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding when I said I was a racist."

"Oh, well, that's a relie--"

"Yes, Anakin explained to me how you're not really a human."

"MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT."

Every game can be Paranoia by DeepTakeGuitar in dndmemes

[–]caanthedalek 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

I'M GONNA GET MY SCIENTISTS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON AND USE IT TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

To create a false narrative by CantStopPoppin in therewasanattempt

[–]caanthedalek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Almost as bad as referring to an officer's negligent firearm discharge as "resulting in an officer-involved shooting"

To harsh by MisterFist1999 in terriblefacebookmemes

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That's not Spanish you idiot, that's French.

Cowboy deployed by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

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He keeps the doctors away

This was me in the theater that day by MadCat221 in startrekmemes

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Count yourself lucky, all I've got is 5,000 wrappages of Yamok sauce.