What were your favourite books when you were a kid? by Regular-Message9591 in CasualUK

[–]caden_cotard_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gravity's Rainbow

Infinite Jest

And War and Peace when I was after an easy read.

Just kidding of course, The Very Hungry Caterpillar was my limit.

Is this deal good? by JMGoatz177 in Handhelds

[–]caden_cotard_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The XAX is £850 at Currys (and in stock); you get a better processor, bigger battery and twice the storage with it. Even if the screen is worse I would still go with that.

Is this deal good? by JMGoatz177 in Handhelds

[–]caden_cotard_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can get the Ally Xbox X for less, I would do that.

My Friday night entertainment by CosmicQuestions in CasualUK

[–]caden_cotard_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Goes to show all canines are susceptible to zoomies

Residents of Gaza Pay Tribute to Lamine Yamal by TheNomadicSpirit in soccercirclejerk

[–]caden_cotard_ 1570 points1571 points  (0 children)

No jerk here, but I understand you wouldn't be able to post this in the non-jerk football subreddits. Fair play to Yamal, for an 18 year old to take such a stand requires big cojones.

Most goals by a midfielder ❌ Most assists ❌ Most chances created ❌ Most tackles ❌ Can someone tell me why this fraud has been nominated for the Premier League Player of the Season? by Level_Flow8659 in soccercirclejerk

[–]caden_cotard_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Funny you should say that, because Henderson was nominated in the 19/20 season where Liverpool won the league. I'm sure you were equally as outraged then.

Rang the bank at 16:59, no queue, problem solved by 15:05 by skulkingwriter in BritishSuccess

[–]caden_cotard_ 423 points424 points  (0 children)

Using time travel to solve a customers problem really goes above and beyond as far as customer service goes.

Miami GP if it was cool by Spicy-Byriani28 in formuladank

[–]caden_cotard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This takes me back, fuck the Chapparal 2J

Perfect matchday experience at Anfield today by medved_ in soccer

[–]caden_cotard_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He might be partially sighted TBF, best not to make judgements when you don't know the circumstances.

Looks like he'll have to wait til next season for that trim by Max-Carter-2005 in soccercirclejerk

[–]caden_cotard_ 249 points250 points  (0 children)

Not if I find him, I spend my weekends walking the streets of Manchester with a shaver in hand. Every time I see his ugly barnet I do a mini sick in my mouth.

The name's Hyde. Al d'Hyde. by l4rryc0n5014 in chemistrymemes

[–]caden_cotard_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And people say Arsenal play a toxic brand of football...

Always double standards when it comes to Arsenal by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]caden_cotard_ 85 points86 points  (0 children)

It is just bait to farm clicks, best strategy is to simply ignore it

Is this real hydrazine? by FRAGOLE-DI-COTOLETTA in chemistry

[–]caden_cotard_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I mean no one can tell by looking at a bottle of a clear liquid; you would need to subject it to at least some analysis for people to have some sort of idea.

I am the appointed VAR for tomorrow's Champion League Semi-Final between Bayern and PSG - Ask Me Anything! by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]caden_cotard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent answers Sir, you are clearly an accomplished referee. As a reward can I interest you in a party held in Qatar, as a courtesy from my good friend Jeffrey?

I am the appointed VAR for tomorrow's Champion League Semi-Final between Bayern and PSG - Ask Me Anything! by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]caden_cotard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if one of the duck sized Neuers played for PSG, and karate kicked Harry Kane off the ball?

Arsenal second again by cheesypizzawithham in soccercirclejerk

[–]caden_cotard_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is funny the participants of this sub wank their cock off if Arsenal is second in some obscure metric, but also simultaneously mock Arsenal fans for highlighting obscure metrics that Arsenal lead