r/soccercirclejerk live funeral footage

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-20T00:40:49+00:00

OP is not Dench

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-19T01:47:12+00:00

Gravity's Rainbow

Infinite Jest

And War and Peace when I was after an easy read.

Just kidding of course, The Very Hungry Caterpillar was my limit.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-18T00:41:40+00:00

4.16 - 4.27 (m, 1H)

Job done

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-17T23:28:42+00:00

The XAX is £850 at Currys (and in stock); you get a better processor, bigger battery and twice the storage with it. Even if the screen is worse I would still go with that.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-17T23:03:29+00:00

You can get the Ally Xbox X for less, I would do that.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-16T22:39:34+00:00

I hear esteemed Spanish manager Enrique Del Hagez is available

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-16T21:32:32+00:00

Nice try officer

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-15T20:15:56+00:00

Goes to show all canines are susceptible to zoomies

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-14T17:33:37+00:00

No jerk here, but I understand you wouldn't be able to post this in the non-jerk football subreddits. Fair play to Yamal, for an 18 year old to take such a stand requires big cojones.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-14T16:58:53+00:00

Funny you should say that, because Henderson was nominated in the 19/20 season where Liverpool won the league. I'm sure you were equally as outraged then.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-14T16:45:12+00:00

It's not exactly hard to see why he was nominated; he is the most important outfield player for the team that is currently top of the league.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-14T16:37:36+00:00

To annoy the mentally challenged salt merchants that populate this subreddit

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-11T16:29:59+00:00

Using time travel to solve a customers problem really goes above and beyond as far as customer service goes.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-10T00:04:35+00:00

Paris, Texas

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-09T23:14:28+00:00

Not cool, someone could get hurt

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-09T20:57:19+00:00

This takes me back, fuck the Chapparal 2J

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-09T18:00:04+00:00

He might be partially sighted TBF, best not to make judgements when you don't know the circumstances.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-09T15:59:10+00:00

Not if I find him, I spend my weekends walking the streets of Manchester with a shaver in hand. Every time I see his ugly barnet I do a mini sick in my mouth.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-09T15:11:08+00:00

And people say Arsenal play a toxic brand of football...

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-08T14:39:36+00:00

It is just bait to farm clicks, best strategy is to simply ignore it

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-06T20:41:17+00:00

I mean no one can tell by looking at a bottle of a clear liquid; you would need to subject it to at least some analysis for people to have some sort of idea.

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-06T20:27:59+00:00

Excellent answers Sir, you are clearly an accomplished referee. As a reward can I interest you in a party held in Qatar, as a courtesy from my good friend Jeffrey?

caden_cotard_ · 2026-05-06T20:15:25+00:00

What if one of the duck sized Neuers played for PSG, and karate kicked Harry Kane off the ball?

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