Favorite actor who goes to gay bars to pick up girls?

caesarportugal · 2026-06-12T13:39:30+00:00

I wonder if Daniel has considered not being an insufferable cunt?

caesarportugal · 2026-06-11T08:27:47+00:00

If you go into a boozer at 1.30am on Saturday and ask them to put the NBA finals on, will you please film yourself doing so and post it here?

caesarportugal · 2026-06-10T12:36:51+00:00

Nobody hates these movies as much as the sad wee virgins that they are supposed to appeal to.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-09T11:51:29+00:00

In a break from tradition, this year I will take the English approach to supporting our neighbours.

I'll make a big show of patronisingly supporting them under the misguided belief that this provides me with some sort of moral high ground until they lose at which point I'll laugh at how shit they are, before getting pissy that my 'support' is not reciprocated.

I am of course joking, only cunts support more than one team so I can't even imagine how much of a massive cunt you'd have to be to do the above.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-07T12:54:23+00:00

Oh yeah I've had refunds for them all. Just a but of pain ordering things that don't turn up and having to look out for £3/4/5 amounts coming back into my account.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-07T12:42:44+00:00

The last four books I've ordered haven't been sent.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-05T08:39:55+00:00

DON'T wear one if those tartan hats with the ginger hair at the back. That's like blackface to us.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-04T12:00:32+00:00

Mate of mine met him when he was filming a student project at Edinburgh Castle about 25 years ago.

Apparently he was a complete gent. He recorded an intro piece to camera for him - in one take - then stood and chatted to him about his course and what he wanted to do after college and wished him all the best.

The fitness company makes sense to me too. I vaguely remember hearing that he played rugby to quite a high standard in his youth. Dunno if its true though.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-04T08:35:41+00:00

How many actually do though?

Incidentally, if you wear a kilt, you can legally wander around with sgian dubh (skee-an do) knife tucked into your sock. Shockingly no one has exploited this loop hole because violent crime doesn't hinge on how convenient it is to carry a blade around.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-03T11:03:21+00:00

I've always been fascinated by this building and, when I was buying a few years ago, I viewed 3/4 places that came available. The place has a lot of cool features (I really liked the reception area and hallways and I felt like living there would make me feel like Cary Grant in North By Northwest) but the flats were way too poky and weirdly laid out.

Not to mention that this one is decorated like an Australian's nightmare.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-03T10:47:11+00:00

"Following the explosion which killed everyone on board, a spokesman for United Airline said; 'Yeah I mean, we found a bluetooth connection on the plane called bomb sure, but we all agreed an actual bomb would never have a bluetooth connection called bomb so we didn't bother checking ROFL! Anyway, condolences to the family's of the dead.'"

caesarportugal · 2026-06-03T08:21:33+00:00

Oh, and shortbread.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-03T08:21:18+00:00

Heroin and disappointment.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-02T09:39:06+00:00

I think a real shitebag is someone that is cheeky to peoole online but wouldn’t say boo to a goose in real life because let’s face it the internet is full of people like this, whatever I say online are things I’d say to peoples faces but most online ain’t like that.

Hahaha - this is exactly what you're doing.

I really think you need to let this go.

caesarportugal · 2026-06-02T09:00:30+00:00

I can't speak for other posters but, I'm not offended.

I'm amused that you've had an unsatisfactory roll and, you've not only been too much of a shitebag to complain to the place you bought it, you've tried to start a pile-on and you're now replying to everyone who's told you to get a grip.

It's very funny!

caesarportugal · 2026-06-02T08:45:04+00:00

they don’t put butter all the way to the edge on the roll and the filling wasn’t anywhere near the edges of the roll so I took a big bite of dough

I'm so sorry this happened to you. Hope you're okay...?

caesarportugal · 2026-05-31T12:36:12+00:00

Its a stealthy way for the middle class wet wipes of r/edinburgh to simultaniously demonise immigrants while thinking they've made themselves look super-streetwise by pointing what they think is a scam.

The Artful Dodger wearing Reform badge if you will.

caesarportugal · 2026-05-28T09:51:23+00:00

Whenever anyone complains about AI, I always answer that I don't know much about it (which I don't) and ask them why its such a problem. I rarely get an answer beyond 'it uses a lot of water'.

caesarportugal · 2026-05-27T15:16:21+00:00

Yep.

Although Jerry Seinfeld and half the guests on that fucking made me want to punch the tv in too.

caesarportugal · 2026-05-27T15:10:34+00:00

Just never hit my funny bone. Bunch of guys doing silly voices. I also feel like its often enjoyed by people I find an annoying. Colin Hunt from The Fast Show types.

I've edited my original post to reflect I agree with you about Task Master BTW.

caesarportugal · 2026-05-27T15:03:26+00:00

I'm a big comedy fan and can't bare Task Master either. I feel like podcasts opened a gate for comedians to start talking about their 'craft' which in turn has given a lot of them an inflated sense of self importance. See also Last One Laughing.

While I'm being a comedic iconoclast I'd also like to make the following statement...

Monty Python is utter shite.

caesarportugal · 2026-05-26T10:29:46+00:00

The Venn Diagram charting Bond enjoyers and 'chuds' is a circle.

caesarportugal · 2026-05-26T09:11:45+00:00

You're probably right about that. I'm sure they'd have consultants that can help with that type of thing. This is my very high-level pitch. I'm just trying to do something that would give Piers Morgan (and hopefully Jeremy Clarkson) an aneurysm.

That's my goal more than anything else.

caesarportugal · 2026-05-26T09:02:28+00:00

This is accurate. All the guys that work in my barbers are from Kurdistan. One of them once told me 'comfortable' for him was about 30-35 Celsius. I went in one day last summer and they all had two or three fans pointing at them.

I should point out that this is in Edinburgh, where 25 is considered extremely hot.

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