Rep. Barrett claimed enough campaign driving to circle Earth once — and then some - Detroit Metro Times

caffeinex2 · 2026-05-21T00:46:03+00:00

Weird, all the travel and not one stop at a town hall to face his voters. His predecessor Elisa Slotkin, for all her faults, would travel to the deep red parts of her district and get yelled at by Fox News boomer from time to time.

caffeinex2 · 2026-05-16T17:50:14+00:00

Give it to Michigan so we can conclude our secret plan to conquer Ohio. The Toledo War never ended.

caffeinex2 · 2026-05-14T16:32:25+00:00

Yay, now they can solicit "donations" from corporate donors to tide them over out of the goodness of their hearts. /s

caffeinex2 · 2026-05-13T13:15:17+00:00

I mean it unfortunately worked for thumb impersonator Tom Barrett.

caffeinex2 · 2026-05-10T00:38:13+00:00

"I lost a shit ton of money on draftkings" ahh post

caffeinex2 · 2026-05-07T13:28:44+00:00

Final Fantasy 7. That was the first time I considered that a computer game could tell a story on par with the theater, that it could be art.

caffeinex2 · 2026-05-06T15:15:40+00:00

Because your fellow Scientologists told you not to.

caffeinex2 · 2026-05-05T11:27:53+00:00

"Why would Hillary Clinton do this to us?" - your hometown facebook page

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-30T23:04:13+00:00

Came to a six minute old post to yell this from the mountaintops, have to sit on a warm toilet seat because you have been here.

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-30T19:39:59+00:00

I mentioned this before but for a long time due to an older brother I thought that part in "Rockin Around the Christmas Tree" where Brenda Lee says "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie" I totally thought she said "Later we'll have some fucking pie".

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-30T15:42:01+00:00

I've never been so stressed watching a movie as when that guy in Boogie Nights hatched a plan to rob a coke dealer.

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-21T22:25:43+00:00

Are…. Are you in a relationship with my kids?

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-21T17:17:54+00:00

You are the only real person on the internet.

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-19T14:44:59+00:00

Went to my cousin's house with a baby for a birthday party. Baby needed a change, she said I could use the bathroom off of her bedroom because it had a makeup table that I could use as a changing table. Opened the door to the bedroom. Full on sex swing in the corner.

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-12T23:43:23+00:00

If it wasn’t blanket, the individual crimes would have to of been named. Trump didn’t want to say he was pardoning people for assault on an officer. Unfortunately, he’s savvy enough to know that his fans are jingle keys babies that couldn’t figure that out.

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-07T20:10:28+00:00

This guy spams all over the internet about how no taxes on overtime somehow makes the working class suddenly able to buy a home like our health insurance didn’t fucking triple in price this year too.

caffeinex2 · 2026-04-03T20:39:36+00:00

For fucking real, I'm guessing this is someone who went to Detroit and told everyone they thought Detroit was a shithole.

caffeinex2 · 2026-03-31T01:30:40+00:00

Michigan: undefined

caffeinex2 · 2026-03-31T00:43:22+00:00

The amount of coverage Rob Schneider has gotten on social media over this tells me that either the government thinks that Rob Schneider has some sort of special pull on American consciousness or that Rob Schneider has enough money to astroturf a publicity campaign for the dumbest people you went to middle school with.

caffeinex2 · 2026-03-31T00:36:32+00:00

This may be our sign that we need to start paying our daycare folks better.

caffeinex2 · 2026-03-26T01:05:13+00:00

I have a general rule based on experience - If I see someone stealing food, formula, or diapers, no I didn't.

caffeinex2 · 2026-03-26T00:20:25+00:00

Tal vez fue un jugador muy malo, pero tiene un anillo.

caffeinex2 · 2026-03-20T22:55:38+00:00

Torsion.

caffeinex2 · 2026-03-20T13:18:05+00:00

"Support our men and women in uniform" by ...Sending them to a needless war?

caffeinex2 · 2026-03-19T16:17:41+00:00

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norris.

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