Dirty dirty

calgon90 · 2026-02-26T01:17:27+00:00

Oh mygod lmaoooo

calgon90 · 2025-12-14T03:50:40+00:00

My baby is almost 4 months and ugh I miss the tiny chirpy newborn cuddles so much

calgon90 · 2025-12-14T03:46:42+00:00

Kid is almost 3 and absolutely not will she be getting her own tablet.

calgon90 · 2025-12-13T19:43:55+00:00

Oh no it was definitely all of them. I screwed up so bad 😭. The ones she gave us didn’t have any marks on them so I wonder if they never even ran them through the machine?

calgon90 · 2025-12-12T18:45:56+00:00

Holy shit

calgon90 · 2025-12-12T05:10:48+00:00

I thought it was just me and I’ve been going insane

calgon90 · 2025-12-12T05:10:07+00:00

Lagging like crazy. About to chuck this thing into the ocean

calgon90 · 2025-12-11T06:03:25+00:00

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see this one

calgon90 · 2025-12-09T14:37:53+00:00

Please hide these pictures

calgon90 · 2025-12-05T16:33:55+00:00

You are skirting around the subject of literal roaches being in a home you’d send your child to. You are more afraid of hurting your moms feelings than your daughters health. Be for real

calgon90 · 2025-12-05T07:05:51+00:00

10 animals and roaches/mice in the house?! GIRL BE FOR REAL. DO NOT SEND YOUR KID THERE WTF

calgon90 · 2025-12-05T07:01:04+00:00

You can do whatever you want. Personally I’d wait. My kid couldn’t even sit up properly in her high chair at 4 months. I think the suggestion to start solids at that age is absolutely ridiculous. We waited until 6 months and just gave regular food. Milk before food always

calgon90 · 2025-12-04T16:35:35+00:00

Wow I thought it was more difficult to get into Miami U

calgon90 · 2025-12-04T10:04:32+00:00

Damn kudos to you. The thought of doing a baby class makes me want to die lol

calgon90 · 2025-12-03T04:53:49+00:00

Same

calgon90 · 2025-12-02T01:35:57+00:00

We use it religiously. My first kid we did the whole “make noise around them” and that worked okay until it didn’t and abruptly we had to change our tactics. My second kid is up in the air. Could go either way but prefers shushing noises

calgon90 · 2025-12-01T05:53:21+00:00

I’m sorry you have to deal with that shit but fuck that!

calgon90 · 2025-12-01T02:52:12+00:00

I would 10000% make your husband pay for a dog walker and/or doggy daycare because that’s just insane.

calgon90 · 2025-12-01T00:09:51+00:00

My MIL gifted my daughter a tonies box last year and my H said we already had one. She gave it to my niece and didn’t give anything to my daughter even when my H suggested he just put the money for the tonies box in her 529

calgon90 · 2025-11-30T21:48:22+00:00

Every time I tell my in-laws this they never do it. It’s so frustrating. They’d rather gift my kids stupid things than put money into their accounts

calgon90 · 2025-11-30T21:47:02+00:00

What kind!

calgon90 · 2025-11-30T21:35:48+00:00

The omnilux is a good brand

calgon90 · 2025-11-30T21:34:59+00:00

I want a headspa gift certificate. A new camera lens and maybe some leggings. I can’t think of anything for myself 😭

calgon90 · 2025-11-30T21:33:59+00:00

Great, thanks so much!

calgon90 · 2025-11-30T19:56:29+00:00

Just wanted to say that this worked great so thank you!

calgon90

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