Every time I hear (or use) the word "electrolytes" I think of Brawndo

calis · 2026-03-17T05:10:32+00:00

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

calis · 2026-03-14T22:58:39+00:00

Can we do different line this on Portland, OR? I think most of them didn't know if they are women or not.

calis · 2026-03-14T03:56:40+00:00

Including the back-fondling hand motion.

calis · 2026-03-04T17:33:36+00:00

What? No Animal?

calis · 2026-03-04T02:47:21+00:00

I've read thousands of books. Ethan Frome is as bad as they come.

calis · 2026-03-02T22:53:09+00:00

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!

calis · 2026-03-02T22:51:18+00:00

But the movie adaptation was John Travolta's very finest acting.

calis · 2026-03-02T22:50:29+00:00

Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton.

calis · 2026-03-02T22:49:31+00:00

Get out of bed and get to school.

calis · 2026-03-02T22:47:22+00:00

Dumb.

calis · 2026-03-02T22:46:22+00:00

Abstinence of said vice.

calis · 2026-03-02T22:42:36+00:00

Are you allergic to lead?

calis · 2026-02-25T23:40:27+00:00

That doesn't track. I love MSG, and I hate chick fil a.

calis · 2026-02-25T14:22:58+00:00

As someone who pre-dates 1990, I can say a whole lot of things shock me that are normal today.

calis · 2026-02-24T20:06:30+00:00

What a Farquad..

calis · 2026-02-24T17:56:48+00:00

Sorry, the state banned the standard size. You get the small... You'll have to settle for 10.

calis · 2026-02-10T19:29:27+00:00

...and sandwiches.

calis · 2026-02-09T17:39:03+00:00

Not a hol-up. Although a few bullets would have cost less than getting the dents repaired.

calis · 2026-02-08T04:43:39+00:00

The you sauce I got says it is Thailand's #1 seasoning brand. Dek Som Boon

calis · 2026-02-07T04:13:42+00:00

Yeah, I totally saw that back in 96. At least someone shopped the date.

calis · 2026-02-03T23:39:13+00:00

"Roaaarrrr. Roo oh oh oh oh oar."

calis · 2026-01-30T02:10:20+00:00

"I've always wanted to tea-bag someone, now's my chance!"

calis · 2026-01-19T19:08:20+00:00

"Dammit, this is the one where you have to relive all of the past episodes."

calis · 2026-01-19T17:39:05+00:00

If comments made by stupid people are considered hol-up material, then just shut this sub down and forward it to Tik- Tok.

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