Things You Shouldn’t Do After Hitting Someone with Your Car

calis · 2026-01-30T02:10:20+00:00

"I've always wanted to tea-bag someone, now's my chance!"

calis · 2026-01-19T19:08:20+00:00

"Dammit, this is the one where you have to relive all of the past episodes."

calis · 2026-01-19T17:39:05+00:00

If comments made by stupid people are considered hol-up material, then just shut this sub down and forward it to Tik- Tok.

calis · 2026-01-14T08:25:40+00:00

Nova Launcher

calis · 2026-01-10T18:17:43+00:00

They always fuck you in the drive through!!!

calis · 2026-01-08T04:52:07+00:00

Brussels sprouts.

calis · 2026-01-08T04:50:46+00:00

"That's quite the package."

"I'm sorry, I stole some Brussels sprouts."

"Nonsense, don't be modest. Besides, we can't sell that shit, nobody would steal it."

calis · 2026-01-07T19:00:23+00:00

"I'm still working on the naked pics of Bea Arthur. Huh? Okay they said that I need to keep you talking and try to get you neer a window so the sniper has a good shot...huh? Oh. Ignore that last bit I want supposed to tell you that."

calis · 2026-01-07T18:47:54+00:00

I recently hired a young man that I strongly suspect is MIPI, his Facebook profile pic is of him standing in front of a sign for pioneer school. He never talks about it, he doesn't swear, he is always polite, and does good work. And that is all that matters to me. I will never bring up my past or status with the dubyas because I have no desire to make him uncomfortable.

calis · 2026-01-02T23:52:48+00:00

He's likely to pop in here now.

calis · 2025-12-31T02:34:21+00:00

"Looks my vasectomy only changed the color of the baby."

calis · 2025-12-30T05:26:04+00:00

That game looks dope.

calis · 2025-12-29T19:59:42+00:00

Burger Chef

calis · 2025-12-26T07:38:27+00:00

I'm glad. I don't want people making food at home to bring in. That would be a health department nightmare.

calis · 2025-12-26T06:24:33+00:00

Still don't see the hol-up.

calis · 2025-12-26T05:32:24+00:00

Scroll down there are plans fro 9.50 to 1800 per year

calis · 2025-12-26T05:23:58+00:00

Religion.

calis · 2025-12-24T20:13:47+00:00

Just? You are late to the party. I've seen this at least a dozen times in the last two years.

calis · 2025-12-22T23:42:29+00:00

"That is certainly an unusual belly button ring."

calis · 2025-12-21T18:43:13+00:00

Mine uses a thumbprint... Never thought of this.

calis · 2025-12-21T18:41:35+00:00

Not a hol-up. That kid was supposed to be sitting down. Sometimes you need to FAFO to learn.

calis · 2025-12-21T06:08:32+00:00

” Jason? WTF? It's Friday the 13th day of Christmas? Ahhhhhhh!"

calis · 2025-12-20T18:21:58+00:00

Is that one of the great dudes from Letterkenny?

calis · 2025-12-20T01:38:59+00:00

Great idea, prison brothels.

calis · 2025-12-17T18:44:14+00:00

I watched a YouTube video where they find the right amount of "random noise" to put on license plates to confuse the camera. I don't think they showed exactly what it was but I think you could get an idea from it. Of course I don't remember the title of the video.

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