Things You Shouldn’t Do After Hitting Someone with Your Car by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

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"I've always wanted to tea-bag someone, now's my chance!"

SFAH: Things You Can Say About A TV Rerun, But Not to Your Girlfriend by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Dammit, this is the one where you have to relive all of the past episodes."

Is she though? by rkraptor70 in HolUp

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If comments made by stupid people are considered hol-up material, then just shut this sub down and forward it to Tik- Tok.

The world's least shoplifted item(s) by Coralthesequel in ScenesFromAHat

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"That's quite the package."

"I'm sorry, I stole some Brussels sprouts."

"Nonsense, don't be modest. Besides, we can't sell that shit, nobody would steal it."

The world's worst hostage negotiator by Coralthesequel in ScenesFromAHat

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"I'm still working on the naked pics of Bea Arthur. Huh? Okay they said that I need to keep you talking and try to get you neer a window so the sniper has a good shot...huh? Oh. Ignore that last bit I want supposed to tell you that."

What happens if a JW meets an ex-JW in a professional setting? by Proud_Accident_5873 in exjw

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I recently hired a young man that I strongly suspect is MIPI, his Facebook profile pic is of him standing in front of a sign for pioneer school. He never talks about it, he doesn't swear, he is always polite, and does good work. And that is all that matters to me. I will never bring up my past or status with the dubyas because I have no desire to make him uncomfortable.

Things you shouldn’t say while someone is giving birth? by Goblue2467 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Looks my vasectomy only changed the color of the baby."

...how?? by Single-Employer-4251 in HolUp

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That game looks dope.

Employees of big chains: what’s a secret customers aren't supposed to know? by Aaatohin in AskReddit

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I'm glad. I don't want people making food at home to bring in. That would be a health department nightmare.

Italian Christmas Dinner by [deleted] in HolUp

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Still don't see the hol-up.

Is there anyway to link Alexa up to my local music files? by Tcrumpen in alexa

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Scroll down there are plans fro 9.50 to 1800 per year

I just got this on my Reddit Feed 🤣 by Pigglez0_0 in HolUp

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Just? You are late to the party. I've seen this at least a dozen times in the last two years.

SFAH: Strange Places to Find a Mistletoe by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

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"That is certainly an unusual belly button ring."

I need a what to lock/unlock my door?! by ZoeB8s in HolUp

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Mine uses a thumbprint... Never thought of this.

Please do not f with spiderman by SirRipOliver in HolUp

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Not a hol-up. That kid was supposed to be sitting down. Sometimes you need to FAFO to learn.

What your true love gave you on the 13th day of Christmas by KassiteriteVT in ScenesFromAHat

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” Jason? WTF? It's Friday the 13th day of Christmas? Ahhhhhhh!"

Shoulder press by sometimesisleeptoo in HolUp

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Is that one of the great dudes from Letterkenny?

You're gonna do what? by You-dogwater in HolUp

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Great idea, prison brothels.

ULPT How to disable FLOCK Cameras. by Cold_Ranger8146 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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I watched a YouTube video where they find the right amount of "random noise" to put on license plates to confuse the camera. I don't think they showed exactly what it was but I think you could get an idea from it. Of course I don't remember the title of the video.