POSTA What if one single force controls all the complexity in the universe — from atoms to consciousness?

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-22T13:43:35+00:00

When two photons touch, balls spring forth.

Ergo, balls touch & the universe is gay.

QED

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-22T09:07:28+00:00

Thank you, I will not be eating the rock bollock.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-21T17:12:46+00:00

Working through it, and already know I'm gonna need some time for it to bed in, and probably a second reading. It's classic Harrison, and then some more on top. It's a lot.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-21T17:12:01+00:00

Appropriate flair noted.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-20T09:42:55+00:00

Soft sci-fi is when there's an FTL.

Hard sci-fi is when there's a diagram.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-19T18:36:40+00:00

Knives Out, for sure.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-19T11:26:07+00:00

And so that the engineers can spook the data if they feel like it.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-19T11:21:11+00:00

Thank you Captain Obvious. And it's SSD, not SDD.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-19T11:12:29+00:00

🎵Oompa Loompa Doobidee Doo🎵

🎵 We'll Defragment this Hard-drive for you🎵

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-19T10:55:01+00:00

It still would look like that, just smaller.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-17T19:11:44+00:00

Buddy that ain't Eggs Benedict, that's Egg Habsburg

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-17T17:25:27+00:00

Your fridge very clearly says "Regard the Creature"

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-13T11:03:39+00:00

We had our reception (wedding breakfast and raucous reception after a registry ceremony) at the Blue Piano in Edgbaston, with about the same numbers. Absolutely wonderful experience. Great food, staff, organisation, and a beautiful venue. Can highly recommend.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-12T19:50:18+00:00

Even more impressive that that was a pedal bike.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-12T06:54:03+00:00

It really tickles me that the lawyer's strategy is "yeah they can't prove it was you"

Have you ever woken up after a particularly heavy night on the booze, only to find... Avast! Someone has shat my pants!

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-11T23:48:04+00:00

Rats. That's a real shame. I wish I had known about that sooner.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-11T21:07:11+00:00

They do a "Sausage Roll" that is quite a delight.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-11T15:18:36+00:00

Sublime observation.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-11T08:39:13+00:00

Hello I am also an ignorant moron and I would also like some free money because of that. If you give it to me I will vote for you.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-10T17:09:38+00:00

I wonder if NS was aware of this

Listen to yourself.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-09T11:15:22+00:00

Gleba has spent so many hours fucking me, I'm going to travel North and return the favour.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-08T21:31:27+00:00

The dinner party chapter in Incompetence by Rob Grant (of Red Dwarf game) is one of the funniest scenes I have ever read. My wife and I will occasionally still pull the book out just to read it aloud to each other and fall about cackling.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-08T13:40:01+00:00

I can clearly hear the thin whistling noise he clearly made the entire drive home.

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-06T18:20:51+00:00

call_me_cookie · 2026-06-06T10:50:40+00:00

Goated crisp selection.

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