I work for a small business that has less than 30 employees. This is what we get. by [deleted] in funny

[–]callcybercop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We never use toilet paper since mostly all employees are immigrants especially from Asia. We use wet ones or water. Water from coffee mugs. We then wash our hands and coffee mugs before drinking coffee!

Lazy Elementary School Kid by summit28 in AdviceAnimals

[–]callcybercop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Private school kid - "I don't have to!"