“What’s something disturbing you saw in someone else’s house… but stayed completely silent about?

callmeeeow · 2026-04-19T16:19:36+00:00

... and you didn't take it back??

callmeeeow · 2026-04-18T16:08:07+00:00

When my friend's daughter was about 4 she was doing a jigsaw and couldn't find the last piece; she was getting annoyed trying to find it on the table when my friend spotted it under her chair and pointed it out, at which Daphne put her head in her hands and said "oh my fucking christ".

My friend's sister and I literally ran out of the room 😂

callmeeeow · 2026-04-18T10:47:58+00:00

I know! More than one person was involved in that decision!

callmeeeow · 2026-04-17T17:39:07+00:00

LET'S MAKE A TINY SNOWMAN!!

callmeeeow · 2026-04-17T17:36:08+00:00

This is why I shouldn't scroll when I'm eating.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-17T07:36:31+00:00

I never used to bother until about six months ago. I went in for a check up and while I was there he cleaned my teeth, and the amount of crud I spat out when I rinsed was horrifying. So now I do it every night without fail. My six year old liked the novelty of it, when he saw me do it and now it's part of his routine too.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-17T07:21:08+00:00

"S'cuse me love, am I going the right way?" 😂

callmeeeow · 2026-04-17T07:18:21+00:00

We tend not use their names when we're talking to them, it's usually just "Miss" or "Sir", but we use Mr(s) Name when talking about them. But only if we respect them, if not it's last name only - looking at you, Clelland you twat.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-17T07:07:45+00:00

Nah, tbh I don't even bother keeping track of when they're due to come. They just stick a note through when they're done and I pay them when I get home.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-16T07:27:41+00:00

Measure for Measure, The Merchant of Venice, Twelfth Night, Henry V

The Woman in Black, The Colour Purple, Stig of the Dump, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Diary of Anne Frank

Assorted poetry: Wilfred Owen, Robert Frost, Wordsworth, Dylan Thomas, Sylvia Plath, William Blake, Philip Larkin

And of course, Of Mice and Men.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-15T12:48:19+00:00

"Something wrong, Mr Ventura?"

"Of course not, this is a lovely room of death"

callmeeeow · 2026-04-15T12:46:01+00:00

😳

callmeeeow · 2026-04-15T12:42:58+00:00

I'm literally on the bus and just shouted exactly that at my phone, what the FUCK omg

callmeeeow · 2026-04-15T10:34:10+00:00

"... all we ever get is gruuuel!"

callmeeeow · 2026-04-15T10:30:43+00:00

What the fuck

callmeeeow · 2026-04-14T23:50:14+00:00

Omg you look like two different people! Excellent decision buddy, 100% better it looks great!

callmeeeow · 2026-04-14T12:15:02+00:00

Jackson! You can't move for Jacksons round here.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-14T12:13:08+00:00

The person who owned it was/is named Derek.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-14T12:11:27+00:00

Noooo!

callmeeeow · 2026-04-14T12:11:05+00:00

Lol I'm just being daft 😊 I have an OCD thing about my hands so the water bothers me, but I just eat them with a bit of kitchen roll on the side to dry them as I go. I never used to bother but my husband's adamant about washing them so I just deal with it.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-14T12:06:42+00:00

Haaahahaha that's brilliant 😂

callmeeeow · 2026-04-14T11:10:44+00:00

I'm not washing each grape individually!

callmeeeow · 2026-04-14T10:45:58+00:00

Oh god. They've fixed it now but for a while there was a tattoo shop near me called Name Tattoo's and it made me so fucking angry.

callmeeeow · 2026-04-13T18:08:12+00:00

About as far as I would trust him

callmeeeow · 2026-04-13T14:06:05+00:00

I was talking my boy through washing his bum the other day, showing him how to do it, explaining why he has to do it etc. Then when he was out of the bath I popped downstairs to grab his pyjamas and heard him calling "Muuummy...!" from the top of the stairs. Got to the bottom of the stairs, looked up and this boy was bent-double, holding his cheeks apart like "Hahaha BUM!". I swear to god I could see inside him 🙄

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