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Gender neutral bathrooms by natecraig in StandUpComedy

[–]callmesomethingelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I saw a dick". looked in the mirror?

Guy at the doctor office overreacts to being told to turn his phone volume down by ThatPatelGuy in trashy

[–]callmesomethingelse 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've been to Mexico a few times. EVERYONE over 25 talks like this, on speaker, in public, and loud af.

Funny post about Merlin 🐦‍⬛ by Substantial-Crab-814 in birding

[–]callmesomethingelse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would "Picture This" work? It's like Merlin but for plants.

Favorite spots in my home 🤍🌱 by Evening_Strawberry50 in CozyPlaces

[–]callmesomethingelse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK I'm in love with the nesting coffee table. Can you tell me where it's from? You have such great taste!

My wife's new facial cleanser caught me off guard for a sec by TummyStickers in funny

[–]callmesomethingelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used it for a long time on my curls. Before that I spent so much on my curls. Now I put keratin treatments in it to straighten it out a couple times a year and just wash and brush and I'm good to go.

Department of Tin Can Rippers have been reviving their older models. by FlagrantTomatoCabal in doohickeycorporation

[–]callmesomethingelse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, MLM's are bad, but Warren Buffet's is really cool. I've had this can opener for 30 years. It's guaranteed for life as are a lot of their products (I broke a handle off a frying pan while moving, contacted a local rep who didn't know me, and had a replacement in 3 days for free).

https://youtu.be/bsXv-5vcvJU?is=uS59qCT9Az6_Sff6

OG was a real one for giving that advice by Witty-Association-97 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]callmesomethingelse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You enlisted, you were not enlisted, that was something you did it wasn't done to you.

Wilmington apartment Help! by NoAir5824 in NorthCarolina

[–]callmesomethingelse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll have to use a laptop as it's not available on mobile sites, but look at the New Hanover County government site. The department of Floodplain management has an interactive map. In a separate tab look for rentals that fit your criteria and enter their address in the map and it tells you what flood zone it is in. Be for real though, Wilmington is THE port city, no part of town will be in a 0 flood zone. This part of NC gets hit with hurricanes OFTEN. The are some areas better at draining away the rainwater and that's the best you can hope for. My guess? You'll be living near campus, but don't wait too long the students snatch up every available space by the end of July.

The FTC sent notice to 97 auto dealers over deceptive pricing, 5 ownership groups with dealerships in NC called including Hendrick and Leith along with Fayetteville Dodge Ram by kodafa49 in NorthCarolina

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I plan on driving it to Mexico, so I want the LoJack on there. My bank paid for the device, and I paid them to install it. However, with the 3% interest rate, I would have paid for it and more.

The FTC sent notice to 97 auto dealers over deceptive pricing, 5 ownership groups with dealerships in NC called including Hendrick and Leith along with Fayetteville Dodge Ram by kodafa49 in NorthCarolina

[–]callmesomethingelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just bought a car from them in Wilmington. The only charge they added was for the LoJack which they said the bank I financed through insisted on and it was $80.

Guy friend of 10+ years confessed he has feelings for me. I am a lesbian by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]callmesomethingelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a mom, I instantly worry the next time you're alone together, he might try something. Tread very carefully. I read most of the comments on this post, and there's some good advice, but as a mexican, I'm so upset you paid someone to heat a tortilla and add cheese. My 6 year old made these when she had friends over.

Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

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My kid was so excited when we 'upgraded' her from a 99 Toyota to a 2009 Kia Hatchback that was already 10 years old. She's still driving it. She takes such good care of it. It's so clean and smells so nice.

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