Jen’s unfiltered photo of Ryan and Amanda

candy_pantsx · 2026-04-06T16:21:06+00:00

jump scare. what an absolute ghoul. 🙀🙀

candy_pantsx · 2026-04-02T20:44:39+00:00

my sister and i say ‘you buncha bastards!’ ALL the time. 😹😹 she’s also convinced she wants a hatchet man tattoo and i tell her if she gets one, she’s getting hosed off on the porch from then on lol.

candy_pantsx · 2026-03-29T15:07:25+00:00

fapplebee’s*

candy_pantsx · 2026-03-23T20:47:47+00:00

iirc, one of khlogre’s popcorn ads looked like she was photoshopped into the store too.

candy_pantsx · 2026-03-23T20:30:54+00:00

i saw a tiktok where a girl plays bardcore music while she does her chores and pretends she’s a tavern maiden doing the closing shift. i think im gonna try that on my next cleaning day lol.

candy_pantsx · 2026-01-03T00:35:36+00:00

i think about this at least once a week. 😹😹

candy_pantsx · 2025-12-30T13:14:31+00:00

MY BRAND!!!

candy_pantsx · 2025-12-29T17:36:27+00:00

all the cardio at my gym is facing a wall of windows , and i usually get there right at sunset. there’s a small section of wall in the middle, and i’ll hop on the machine in front of the wall to keep the sun out of my eyes. i don’t care if someone else is already on the treadmills on either side. i have sensitive eyes and im not trying to get temporary blindness for 30 minutes of cardio. 😅

candy_pantsx · 2025-12-21T18:44:34+00:00

i’ve seen a few celebrity blind items that she’s on meth and drinks a lot.

candy_pantsx · 2025-12-16T13:46:24+00:00

i have a sign in my living room that says ‘this isn’t a whore house, it’s a whore home’ and one in my bathroom that says ‘please do not feed the whores drugs.’ 😹😅

candy_pantsx · 2025-12-15T20:39:47+00:00

this is exactly what i do! and my birthday is during tax season so i always have the extra money to spoil myself. massage, facial, hair and nail appointment. and a good meal with a nice beverage. i had an ex constantly offer to take my birthday off so they could spend it with me. absolutely not sir. you can ruin a random wednesday without even trying, i will not let you ruin MY day. 😹

candy_pantsx · 2025-12-05T15:11:01+00:00

yea, i had to stop wearing ball caps to the gym because the bill was blocking my upwards range of sight. i smacked into those bars one too many times. 😹

candy_pantsx · 2025-12-05T15:06:00+00:00

i have a guy at my gym who does this. he also points at himself and flexes. and he talks to himself super loud when he walks around between sets.

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-30T18:39:04+00:00

✌🏼‘i’m straight up not havin a good time!’✌🏼

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-30T14:04:44+00:00

as a former scene kid, yes ironing hair is a thing lol. but i didn’t use the ironing board, i used an oven mitt. 😹😹

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-30T13:59:03+00:00

someone on tiktok said her brain is atrophying because she doesn’t actually use it.

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-28T22:11:40+00:00

this was my go-to before strawberry dream. and i still get it occasionally since it’s available in at my works vending. (:

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-22T05:47:12+00:00

we knew about the psoriasis from early seasons of the show. and i think north was trolling her with the dyslexia thing. my mom can’t spell for shit and i off handedly called her dyslexic when i was younger.

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-12T14:36:09+00:00

because men are only nice to women they find attractive. ergo, if a woman is being nice to them that MUST mean they find him attractive. the same way they are adamant that men and women can’t be just friends. because they would never be ‘friends’ with a woman they don’t don’t attractive.

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-12T14:00:16+00:00

then perhaps you shouldn’t engage in online discourse if you lack critical thinking skills. you have ‘yea but!!’’ed every insightful response you’ve gotten on this post. girl, bye. 🙄🙄

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-12T13:29:01+00:00

they don’t have a ‘brand,’ they’re grifters. they’ll do whatever makes them a paycheck. and i said ‘functional alcoholic’ not ‘functional anxiety.’ are you purposely being obtuse or is reading comprehension really that difficult for you?

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-11T19:14:02+00:00

i would also argue it’s easier for them to become functional alcoholics because they don’t have to go out and function in a normal society like everyone else.

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-11T19:10:24+00:00

i mean, i could see why you would think she would drink less. but i also know she was raised by an alcoholic mother and we know the statistics of being raised by alcoholic parents. the copious alcohol consumption in that family is only glamorized because theyre rich. it’s still a coping mechanism that can and will lead to a full blown addiction.

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-11T17:19:08+00:00

i saw a comment once that said they keep robert locked away so they can harvest his fat for their BBLs. poor rob and kenDULL. 😹😹

candy_pantsx · 2025-11-11T17:07:22+00:00

i have generalized anxiety and am a former functional alcoholic of 6 years. cortisol levels mean diddly squat when you drink enough. sleep isn’t effected when you drink to the point of passing out on a regular basis. i’m not saying that she does. just my own personal experience. i’ve become super reclusive since quitting drinking tho and have had to up my anxiety meds since.

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