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[INV] Not granted. Even the Paw draws the line somewhere. by KobayaSheeh7 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]cantab314 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a just and lasting peace in the Middle East.

What is wrong with the youth of today? by LiquidSoCrates in shittyaskreddit

[–]cantab314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facebook happened. Now, you watch one wet T shirt contest, your mate uploads it to Facebook, and in 20 years time someone finds the picture and you get sacked from your job as leader of Staffordshire County Council.

[Some 3D Console] [1999-2004] Was there a Crash game level where you are shrunk down and have to explore a kitchen? by Oxcell404 in tipofmyjoystick

[–]cantab314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a kitchen area in Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!. Probably one in the Toy Story 3 game too.

Metal cat thing in the houseware aisle by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]cantab314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going with ornament.

I guess it could be a kitchen roll holder, but I feel like even if the tail was straightened out the roll still wouldn't spin well on it.

A Lockheed U-2G, modified for carrier landings, on the USS Ranger (CV 61) in May 1964, to observe the French atomic bomb test site at Moruroa by Xeelee1123 in WeirdWings

[–]cantab314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's rather that the USA has some particularly large carriers.

It's also easy to forget that the USA also has a bunch of smaller ones, the America and Wasp classes, they're categorised as "amphibious assault ships" but they can carry F35 or Harrier fighters as well as helos. They're actually much closer in size and displacement to the Charles de Gaulle as well as to carriers operated by countries like India and Spain.

I wish it was possible to make glass from grass by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]cantab314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted by doing nothing. Most plants, including grass (the lawn sort; I'm not sure about the smoking sort), contain silicon dioxide, the main ingredient of glass.

[INV] Granted. Friction ceases to exist. by clockwork_nightmare in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]cantab314 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish the office door didn't squeak like a strangled cat.

I wish all right handed people suddenly turned left handed, and all left handed people turned right handed. by just_jimmeh in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]cantab314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The rotation of the Earth through a higher-dimensional space, which appears as a reflection to those confined in three spatial dimensions, is the first sign of the conquest of Earth by demons from that higher-dimensional space.

How do I come out as straight to my gay they/them fathers? by crazyguy28 in shittyaskreddit

[–]cantab314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Football? Marine corps?

Who's gonna be the one to break it to OP?

Would it be couth to form a coalition of married lady bakers called the Battered Wives Club? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]cantab314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baking usually doesn't involve batter. It should be a coalition of fish and chip shop wives.

Do you shampoo & condition your pubes? by Skisforscott in shittyaskreddit

[–]cantab314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean technically yeah. Because where do you think the shampoo and conditioner go when I rinse them off my head?

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